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     Blackmamba Side Hero Username: Blackmamba Post Number: 7662 Registered: 05-2010 Posted From: 72.187.125.4 Rating: N/A |
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| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 9045 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
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| Kamal Megastar Username: Kamal Post Number: 25529 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 64.64.32.4 Rating: N/A |
  Tarali raada tane vasantam .. tana dariki raani vanaala kosam .. | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 4703 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want." The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret." The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!" The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10." The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15." The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!" I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Secondcup Comedian Username: Secondcup Post Number: 1817 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.74.155.50 Rating: N/A |
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| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 4702 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, because there ain't no way I can pass that test."  I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Desparado Moderator Username: Desparado Post Number: 6180 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
logic antey chinnapti joke gurthuochindhi... oka class lo teacher...logic gurinsi seputhu......oka bbok table meedha etti... "the book is on the table....the table is on the floor ...so by logic the book is on the floor antadu" antha baaga ardam innattu thala ooputhunna kamal ni teacher oka eggjample ivvmantundhi..... appudu kamal: Sir, i love u...u love ur daughter....by logic i love ur daughter antadu | ||
| Kamal Megastar Username: Kamal Post Number: 25525 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 64.64.32.4 Rating: N/A |
Tarali raada tane vasantam .. tana dariki raani vanaala kosam .. | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 4700 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 4699 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!" I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 4698 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater." Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?" Bubba says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer." I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza |
