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     Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 6599 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.79.235 Rating: N/A |
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| Jodhaa Moderator Username: Jodhaa Post Number: 17106 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
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| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 6595 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.79.235 Rating: N/A |
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| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 7697 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
hilarious  "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 323 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.3.220 Rating: N/A |
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance. |
