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Twitter
Side Hero Username: Twitter
Post Number: 7448 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 74.90.13.31
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 11:56 pm: |
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Mrhyderabad:23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26... Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
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Subzero
Side Hero Username: Subzero
Post Number: 6582 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.92.108
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 10:01 pm: |
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Jodhaa:Iphone lo open chesthey banned ani vachindhi..
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Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5904 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 99.226.73.237
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 06:27 pm: |
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Mrhyderabad:27. Release Parking Brake.
Simba:Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!!
Lolzz Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Jodhaa
Moderator Username: Jodhaa
Post Number: 17020 Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 06:13 pm: |
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Ishan:jodha aunty enduk test?
Iphone lo open chesthey banned ani vachindhi... |
   
Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7681 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 06:09 pm: |
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Senapathy: Sarigga dookakunte sastaay..
ani nuvvu anukuntunnav....vaatiki picha lite Senapathy: Sare kaani. Ab tak chappan types nee banning count entha?
telvadi eeroju 3 wickets Jodhaa:test
jodha aunty enduk test? "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7680 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 06:05 pm: |
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Idle_yzag: eppudu chesaru yee yee words anakudadhu parties ni eeroju congress LK ball thittina thread chupiyamantava?
atlaanti posts ni nenayithe tolerate cheyyanu...i did not see that thread...ikkada problem entante ilaanti incidents ni nepam gaa teeskuni T vallani generic gaa boothul thidathaaru konthamandi...nuvvu attlaa kaadu ani telsu kaani consistency koraku ban sesaa  "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Jodhaa
Moderator Username: Jodhaa
Post Number: 17019 Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 06:05 pm: |
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Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3118 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:59 pm: |
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Ishan:
Sare kaani. Ab tak chappan types nee banning count entha? |
   
Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3117 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:59 pm: |
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Ishan:its not a big deal.
Sarigga dookakunte sastaay.. |
   
Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29393 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:05 pm: |
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Ishan:The rule is already there. Its not just applicable to TRS.
eppudu chesaru yee yee words anakudadhu parties ni eeroju congress LK ball thittina thread chupiyamantava? parties thittukuni hakku ivvandi amstaru
 RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
Billionaire
Junior Artist Username: Billionaire
Post Number: 87 Registered: 01-2011 Posted From: 69.139.86.240
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:04 pm: |
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another joke: naaku telugu basha lo nachani oke okka padam "jokes"
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Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7679 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:02 pm: |
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Idle_yzag:aa lekkana Congi, TDP, BJP vallani kuda anakudadhu ani rule pettandi
The rule is already there. Its not just applicable to TRS. Senapathy:I thought the chicks needed tremendous strength, courage, and belief.
Thats because we perceive that jumping is difficult. For them, its not a big deal. "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Vijay77
Junior Artist Username: Vijay77
Post Number: 656 Registered: 06-2010 Posted From: 199.41.197.24
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 05:00 pm: |
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Oka joke: A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." |
   
Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29392 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:58 pm: |
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Ishan:
sinna doubt Tali ani TRS vallani anakudadha? aa lekkana Congi, TDP, BJP vallani kuda anakudadhu ani rule pettandi, dont make ur own rules, suggestion anthe RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3116 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:57 pm: |
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Emc2:pilla dorikinda?
Mee physicists ki maa biologists antey eppudu sulakaney  |
   
Emc2
Side Hero Username: Emc2
Post Number: 2038 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 199.107.16.132
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:53 pm: |
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Senapathy:
sena vuncle howdy,pilla dorikinda? |
   
Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3115 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:48 pm: |
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Ishan:
Monna Planet earth lo video soosthunde. About ducklings taking their first jump from a tree-top to the ground. Just to follow her mother jumping, I thought the chicks needed tremendous strength, courage, and belief. Aa context to adiganu.. inka more examples unnayi kadaa same contexts lo |
   
Jodhaa
Moderator Username: Jodhaa
Post Number: 17008 Registered: 02-2008
Rating:  Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:44 pm: |
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Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7678 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:31 pm: |
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Senapathy: Absolute strength sangathi enti?
Does it even exist? "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3114 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:28 pm: |
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Ishan:
Absolute strength sangathi enti? The statement is fine in comparative cases.. |
   
Guchutha
Junior Artist Username: Guchutha
Post Number: 317 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.0.137
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:28 pm: |
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another one Teacher: ramu kartha,karma,kriya ante yenti.? Somu: aa yemundhi sir ninna O ammayini chusanu adhi KARTHA, aa ammayiki I L U cheppanu adhi KRIYA, aa ammayi mee ammaye kavadam naa KARMA. |
   
Guchutha
Junior Artist Username: Guchutha
Post Number: 316 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.0.137
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:18 pm: |
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nenu o joke cheptha naku Mr.HYD ankul lage Int vasindhi first joke Rambob: Arey ma nanna masthu magic chesthadra. Sombob: Em chesthadenti? Rambob: Night na pakkane pantada, morning choosesariki ma amma pakkana untadra.. Sombob: Ma babu inka masthuga magic chesthdura.. Rambob: Enti adi... Sombob: Night ma intlo pantada produna choosesariki pakintlo untadura... |
   
Parthasaradhi
Comedian Username: Parthasaradhi
Post Number: 1258 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 198.240.130.75
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:13 pm: |
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jamana lo vachindi. wait for 'oil change' counter |
   
Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7675 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:06 pm: |
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Senapathy:
endukatla soosthunnav? thappantava? mana competition eek ayithene kada manam gelichedi  "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Maverick
Megastar Username: Maverick
Post Number: 24866 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 204.86.204.207
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:05 pm: |
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>>Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!! lol |
   
Simba
Side Hero Username: Simba
Post Number: 2188 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.17.33
Rating:  Votes: 13 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:05 pm: |
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Mrhyderabad:
MrHyd, congrats!!! Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!! Inka emaina jokes unte, forward cheyyi.  |
   
Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3112 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 04:00 pm: |
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Ishan:"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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Senapathy
Side Hero Username: Senapathy
Post Number: 3111 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 03:59 pm: |
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Mrhyderabad:
Eppudo ramayanam kaalam joke malla recycle settunav Jodha, Gutti ninnu vadalru soodu! |
   
Ishan
Moderator Username: Ishan
Post Number: 7673 Registered: 01-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 03:51 pm: |
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u sexist "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad |
   
Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 9375 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 03:37 pm: |
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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.' ************************************************************ ******************** MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ************************************************************ ******************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!) 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14... Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26... Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
   Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein |