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Mrhyderabad:

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26... Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.




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Jodhaa:

Iphone lo open chesthey banned ani vachindhi..



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Mrhyderabad:

27. Release Parking Brake.




:-)



Simba:

Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!!




:D Lolzz
Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat
Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.

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Ishan:

jodha aunty enduk test?


Iphone lo open chesthey banned ani vachindhi...
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Senapathy:


Sarigga dookakunte sastaay..


ani nuvvu anukuntunnav....vaatiki picha lite

Senapathy:



Sare kaani. Ab tak chappan types nee banning count entha?


telvadi eeroju 3 wickets

Jodhaa:

test


jodha aunty enduk test?
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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Idle_yzag:



eppudu chesaru yee yee words anakudadhu parties ni eeroju congress LK ball thittina thread chupiyamantava?


atlaanti posts ni nenayithe tolerate cheyyanu...i did not see that thread...ikkada problem entante ilaanti incidents ni nepam gaa teeskuni T vallani generic gaa boothul thidathaaru konthamandi...nuvvu attlaa kaadu ani telsu kaani consistency koraku ban sesaa
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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test
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Ishan:




Sare kaani. Ab tak chappan types nee banning count entha?
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Ishan:

its not a big deal.




Sarigga dookakunte sastaay..
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Ishan:

The rule is already there. Its not just applicable to TRS.




eppudu chesaru yee yee words anakudadhu parties ni eeroju congress LK ball thittina thread chupiyamantava?

parties thittukuni hakku ivvandi amstaru


RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru
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another joke:

naaku telugu basha lo nachani oke okka padam "jokes"

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Idle_yzag:

aa lekkana Congi, TDP, BJP vallani kuda anakudadhu ani rule pettandi


The rule is already there. Its not just applicable to TRS.

Senapathy:

I thought the chicks needed tremendous strength, courage, and belief.


Thats because we perceive that jumping is difficult. For them, its not a big deal.
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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Oka joke:

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F,

Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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Ishan:




sinna doubt Tali ani TRS vallani anakudadha? aa lekkana Congi, TDP, BJP vallani kuda anakudadhu ani rule pettandi, dont make ur own rules, suggestion anthe
RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru
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Emc2:

pilla dorikinda?




Mee physicists ki maa biologists antey eppudu sulakaney
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Senapathy:




sena vuncle howdy,pilla dorikinda?
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Ishan:




Monna Planet earth lo video soosthunde. About ducklings taking their first jump from a tree-top to the ground. Just to follow her mother jumping, I thought the chicks needed tremendous strength, courage, and belief.

Aa context to adiganu.. inka more examples unnayi kadaa same contexts lo
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Senapathy:



Absolute strength sangathi enti?


Does it even exist?
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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Ishan:




Absolute strength sangathi enti? The statement is fine in comparative cases..
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another one

Teacher: ramu kartha,karma,kriya ante yenti.?
Somu: aa yemundhi sir ninna O ammayini chusanu adhi KARTHA, aa ammayiki I L U cheppanu adhi KRIYA, aa ammayi mee ammaye kavadam naa KARMA.
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nenu o joke cheptha

naku Mr.HYD ankul lage Int vasindhi

first joke

Rambob: Arey ma nanna masthu magic chesthadra.
Sombob: Em chesthadenti?
Rambob: Night na pakkane pantada, morning choosesariki ma amma pakkana untadra..
Sombob: Ma babu inka masthuga magic chesthdura..
Rambob: Enti adi...
Sombob: Night ma intlo pantada produna choosesariki pakintlo untadura...
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jamana lo vachindi.

wait for 'oil change' counter
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Senapathy:


endukatla soosthunnav? thappantava? mana competition eek ayithene kada manam gelichedi
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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>>Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!!

lol
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Mrhyderabad:



MrHyd, congrats!!! Meeku first time internet connection vacchindanukunta!! Inka emaina jokes unte, forward cheyyi. :-)
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Ishan:

"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad




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Mrhyderabad:




Eppudo ramayanam kaalam joke malla recycle settunav

Jodha, Gutti ninnu vadalru soodu!
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u sexist
"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad
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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'


************************************************************ ********************

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


************************************************************ ********************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14... Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26... Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.




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