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     Getafix Side Hero Username: Getafix Post Number: 7872 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 71.248.179.139 Rating: N/A |
super cheesy undhi idhi.. | ||
| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 7657 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
You would know, wouldn't you?  "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad | ||
| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 7656 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
 "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad | ||
| Frodo Comedian Username: Frodo Post Number: 1156 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 219.64.158.145 Rating: N/A |
and another thing, single ladies are far less aggressive than wives, so face mess up ayyentha violence vundadu. to quote a wise friend of mine " before marriage, it is all X-elence, after marriage it is a lot of Y-elence " What the executioner did after he was done with his job. (4,6) | ||
| Frodo Comedian Username: Frodo Post Number: 1155 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 219.64.158.145 Rating: N/A |
haha! that is where the wink and smile will save the dude ;) you cannot jump in without a safety net What the executioner did after he was done with his job. (4,6) | ||
| Telugu_times Moderator Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 21432 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
 Makeup eskoni single aada ladies kooda untaara, ishan thammi? | ||
| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 7655 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: |
What if she is not actually wearing make up? I guess his face will be messed up  "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad | ||
| Ashton Hero Username: Ashton Post Number: 10797 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 69.175.79.169 Rating: N/A |
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| Frodo Comedian Username: Frodo Post Number: 1153 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 219.64.158.145 Rating: |
most likely response : eww... paedophile! ( i think adult humans have 206 bones, infants have 270+ bones.) here's a pick-up line that works like a charm, for me, always! " please don't wear make up, you would be messing with perfection " i know, very cheesy, but who said hitting on people wasn't? ;) rendering pick-up lines is an art. you have to have a sexy wink, and a cute smile to deliver a knock-out punch. What the executioner did after he was done with his job. (4,6) | ||
| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 7652 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
calling senapathy "Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." -Joseph Conrad | ||
| Ashton Hero Username: Ashton Post Number: 10793 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 69.175.79.169 Rating: N/A |
1. "If you could be anything anything in the would what would you be?" [the answer] you: "I would be your tear: To be born in your eyes, Dwell upon your cheek, and to die on your lips." 2. Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... 3. Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine. 4. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 5. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you first. 6. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 7. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 8. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 9. Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition? 10. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." 11. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand." 12. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. USE THESE IF YOU WANT TO GET HIT: 13. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 14. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too 15. There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? |
