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Subzero
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Cyberabadsinnodu:

daniki oka 1000 rs karsu seyyali.


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Cyberabadsinnodu:

daniki oka 1000 rs karsu seyyali..:D


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Subzero:

oka snehitudu manchi vaado chedda vaado elaa telsukovali KNF ?


daniki oka 1000 rs karsu seyyali..:D
ఎంత చికాగో యునివర్సిటీ లో చదువుకున్నా చిలక్కొట్టుడికి సరైన ఇంగ్లీషు పదం దొరుకుతుందా..!!
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Pavala:

Manchi snehitudini oka padi ruplayalu karsu bettti ayina sampadinchukovali

chedu snehitudini oka padi rupalau kasru betttu ayina doooram betttali - Kadapanagfan



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oka snehitudu manchi vaado chedda vaado elaa telsukovali KNF ?
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Chinna joke lu veyyachu ga intha peddd ajoke antey vanilla lattet taaagi vachi chadvutha balam raaavli ga
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Pavala:



saddi joke. kocham latest emmanna unnaya?
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sardar jokes lo okati.. sardar auto lo potunnadu. autodriver adugutad. sar maa intlo 3 untam maa avida, naa koduku inko atanu evaru ani. sardar seppaledu.. autovadu final ga septadu.. 3rd nene ani.. same kochen friend ku septadu.. aa friend kooda oka sardar.. maa intlo 3 untamu.. maa avida, naa koduku.. 3rd evaru ani.. aa 2nd sardar seppaledu.. so ipudu 1st sardar septadu.. "autovadu" ani..
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Bush Manmohan Joke - Indians are Very Clever

AWhile visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong ..

It's Manmohan Singh!"
Manchi snehitudini oka padi ruplayalu karsu bettti ayina sampadinchukovali

chedu snehitudini oka padi rupalau kasru betttu ayina doooram betttali - Kadapanagfan

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