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     Cocanada Moderator Username: Cocanada Post Number: 28372 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
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| Netra Moderator Username: Netra Post Number: 19573 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
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| Simba Comedian Username: Simba Post Number: 1991 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
From my old collection, few lines: Things you would never know without the movies: All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Who the hell are you? There are three ways to get something done: (i) do it yourself, (ii) hire someone to do it, or (iii) ask your kids not to do it. Sign on the front entrance of a maternity hospital: Push... Push... Push Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice. Funky Answering Machine Messages: "Hi, David's answering machine is sick today. I am his refrigerator. Leave a message and I will stick it to myself for David to see. (Beep)" One man's excuse for running a stop sign: "I don't believe everything I read." Murphy's Law #3444: When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it would be obsolete. Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly." Make love, not war, or do both -- get married. Half of the people in the world are below average. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Pick 3 friends at random. If they’re OK, you are the nut case. A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The doctor asks, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband, you moron!" Why is it they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read a Bible when he's alone with a woman in a motel room? Why would he be interested? Whatever he's praying for, he's already got! There was a hijacking of the tourist bus. Luckily, it was filled with Japanese tourists -- they got over two thousand photographs of the hijackers. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What else do you want - an adorable pancreas? I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, I hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone just like you? Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, "Oh, by the way, do you have a twin?" Murphy's Laws ML-1692: Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. ML-4635: Half ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. ML-8954: There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. How come every time you go to the emergency room they got doctors from India there? I don't want to put my life in the hands of a doctor who believes in reincarnation. Give me a good old-fashioned American doctor who'll make sure I live to pay the bill. One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. The whole world is about three drinks behind. My wife and I took out insurance policies on one another -- now it's just a waiting game. On Philosophy: Basically, this involves sitting in a room all by yourself, deciding there is no such thing as reality and then going to lunch. Frequent naps prevent old age, especially when taken while driving. | ||
| Netra Moderator Username: Netra Post Number: 19572 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
pachhigaa unna thamashaa gaa undhi.. YSR AMAR RAHE | ||
| Simba Comedian Username: Simba Post Number: 1989 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.17.33 Rating: N/A |
Smallest letter to Lava from Kusha (Sons of Lord Sri Rama) Luv, Kush? Luv, Kush. | ||
| Nippulantimanishi Junior Artist Username: Nippulantimanishi Post Number: 229 Registered: 06-2010 Posted From: 204.45.133.74 Rating: |
There were three guys that died and went to heaven. The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bike." The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you shall own a motorcycle." The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about adultery so you shall get a Porsche!" The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts Laughing and the man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!" The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!" | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 201 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: N/A |
World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love ur wife. Thanks, xxxxxx | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 200 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: N/A |
jeevitham lo okka vishayam gurthunchuko. cream biscuit lo cream vuntundi, kani kukka biscuit lo kukka vundadu. | ||
| Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 6632 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.96.103.148 Rating: N/A |
ani koththa ga vintunna Good Jugal bandi by Pathfinder and Guchutha  | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 199 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: |
LKG,LKG,LKG,LKG,LKG,LKG,,,, Hammayya elagola kashtapadi ninnu LKG chadivinchanu... nachakapothey cheppu repu UKG chadivistha.... | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3775 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 216.191.245.130 Rating: N/A |
fb lo account ledaaaaaaa? login ayyi soodu Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Chivuks Side Hero Username: Chivuks Post Number: 8202 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 72.163.216.217 Rating: N/A |
A ani pettaru kabatti ... Sania Mirza to Shoib Malik .. Hi Honey .. how do you do?? Shoib: Hi Honey .. I do both ways!!! I am a Gultu to the core, for me there is ONLY one Super-Star | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 198 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: N/A |
login aduguthundhi path vuncle.  | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3774 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 216.191.245.130 Rating: N/A |
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=161036310590217 Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 196 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: N/A |
evaro single guddaru .. porapatuno , grahapatuno post chesa  | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 195 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: |
boy:hey girl ni age entha? girl:20 girl: mari ni age entha boy:20 boy: manamu iddaram kalisi 20-20 match aadudaama girl: e roju vaddu pitch tadiga undi | ||
| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 194 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.7.171 Rating: |
TV9 Anchor interview with shakeela Rajinikanth:madam meeru poddunna levagane em chestaru Shakeela: maa intiki vellipotha | ||
| Side Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 6201 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.208 Rating: N/A |
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| Side Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 6200 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.208 Rating: N/A |
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| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3765 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 216.191.245.130 Rating: N/A |
CHINESE SICK LEAVE, I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!! Hung calls in to work and says,Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work. The boss says,You know Hung, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that. Two hours later Hung calls again, Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house! Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3764 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 216.191.245.130 Rating: N/A |
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger,Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step,the duck's former owner asked, did you remember to light the candle under the pot? Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3763 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 216.191.245.130 Rating: N/A |
heard about this one Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Truelies Side Hero Username: Truelies Post Number: 5935 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 170.35.208.23 Rating: N/A |
something similar joke - when there was too much competition between US & erstwhile USSR on space and other technology related things. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. www.prajarajyam.org - The account has been suspended. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 6198 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.206 Rating: N/A |
Good one . kaani netha ni maarchalemo | ||
| Gotcha Side Hero Username: Gotcha Post Number: 7470 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.13.71.222 Rating: N/A |
ohh ilaga naaku inkola ardam ayindi. heaven to talking ante manishini paiki pame schema anukunta, vijayawada lo ayite adi free ga chestaru ani anukuna This real estate is for sale. | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 15687 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
People are spitting on the wrong side. -- that's a good one.... We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle | ||
| Eluri_kurradu Hero Username: Eluri_kurradu Post Number: 11640 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.23.137.235 Rating: N/A |
Nandamuri Rajni zindabad- OT & co Akkineni Rajni Zindabad -KNF & co Mega Rajni ZB - Papi & co | ||
| Adaviramudu Hero Username: Adaviramudu Post Number: 13530 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 173.79.43.91 Rating: N/A |
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| Guchutha Junior Artist Username: Guchutha Post Number: 188 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 117.200.10.77 Rating: N/A |
Adavi,Path vuncles How r yu ya | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3762 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 207.112.39.70 Rating: N/A |
Good & Thanks Bro Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3761 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 207.112.39.70 Rating: |
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi. The Stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the PM, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and 10 crores in spending, a special PM commission presented the Following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 6556 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.89.170.12 Rating: N/A |
* replace vja with kerala All generalizations have exceptions, including this one | ||
| Adaviramudu Hero Username: Adaviramudu Post Number: 13529 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 173.79.43.91 Rating: N/A |
good to see u bedar | ||
| Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 6555 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.89.170.12 Rating: N/A |
its an old popular joke about kerala...replace kerala with vja...that to denote the saying about it as "god's own country" All generalizations have exceptions, including this one | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3760 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 207.112.39.70 Rating: |
A man decided to write a book about Temples around the country. He started by going to Tirupati and worked North from there. Going to a very large temple, he began taking notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the wall and a sign which read: Rs1000 a minute. Seeking out the Priest he asked about the phone and the sign. The Priest explained that the golden phone was a direct line to Heaven and if he paid the price he could talk directly to God. As the man visited Temples around the country, he found more phones with the same sign and got the same answer from each Priest. Finally, he entered a temple in Vijayawada, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: Calls: 1 rupee, Surprised, he asked to talk to the Priest. Priest, I have been all across the country and in each temple I have found this same telephone. But, in the other temples the cost was Re 1000 a minute, but Your sign reads 1 rupee.. Why? The Priest, smiling benignly, replied, Son, you're in Vijayawada now... It's a local call Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity | ||
| Pathfinder Side Hero Username: Pathfinder Post Number: 3759 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 207.112.39.70 Rating: |
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her,What's going on? She say's, Believe it or not, John, I've gone public! Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity |
