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Subzero
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Post Number: 5274
Registered: 04-2008
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Zulu
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Post Number: 4247
Registered: 02-2008
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 11:27 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Conference call between dallas(2guys 1 girl), Austin(3 guys) and Houston(3 girls), Project Manager is from Dallas.

It was raining that day in Houston, so PM asked How are you girls doing, Is it pretty wet downthere??

Girls in Houston burst into laughter, and one girl says, yeah Its raining cats and dogs here, but we are pretty dry downthere..malli navvulu..

Austin guys..

PS: Dallas ki Houston South
Mr KCR tear down this wall!
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Seinfeld
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Post Number: 4292
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:56 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

maa teamlead pori monna naatho " if this doesnt get solved by tomorrow i am fuxxed" anindi..
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Kingaa_bongaa
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Post Number: 12045
Registered: 02-2008
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Cocanada:


Elca

Which company do u work for?


JB Hunt
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
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Kingaa_bongaa
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Post Number: 12044
Registered: 02-2008
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Film_fan:

maree dhaba lo lorry drivers matladukunnattu aa basha endi vayya?


rojukoka state lo vuntaadani, manodni evaro truck driver vaaa nuvvu ani adigaaru monna. nijame laagundhi.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
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Subzero
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Post Number: 5269
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Abhysg:

next em ayindi..



bum chick bum
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Abhysg
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Post Number: 3919
Registered: 08-2008
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Chivuks:

he went to her and said it off, i like your booxs you see. they are making me attend these classes .. ani ...




next em ayindi..
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Chivuks
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Post Number: 7965
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yep .. in US ... everything is an acceptable word .. in our meetings in a most orthodox company like Sun Micro also .. people would use expletives ...

once while working in denver .. there was this 65 years old fellow who was on an extension and never worked on anything than mainframes came to attend java training .. the trainer was a lady .... so in a break, i was talking to him he said out loud i only attending these session as i like Linda's booxs ... she was around so i was reminding him about that .. he went to her and said it off, i like your booxs you see. they are making me attend these classes .. ani ...
I am a Gultu to the core, for me there is ONLY one Super-Star
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Abhysg
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Post Number: 3915
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Katthi:

Nivu local public tho matladava annai.




RMV lo lady opicer
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Mental_sachinodu
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Post Number: 4658
Registered: 10-2008
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Cinejeevi:

few hundred million dollars project status, updates, bla bla meeting lo consultant company director topic vaste, client director ila annadanta "she should dance on this table for the money we r paying.. bxxxx".. maa vaadiki fuses out.. mari commenting sesindi veedi boss ni...




idhi comedy la ledhu, saddism laagundhi
the world of appearances may or may not be real, or both may and may not be real - or may be indescribable; or may be real and indescribable, or unreal and indescribable; or in the end may be read and unreal and indescribable - its all Syadvada
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Redbull
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Post Number: 220
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Maa office ki oka senior test manager offshore nunchi digaadu.. kannadigaa.. his name is KS raghunath ( name changed but initials same)

initial gaa anni permissions and access ki apply chesaadu mail access/ softwares etc...edho issue vundi internal customer service ki call chesaadu..

can u spell ur name sir ante... vaadi peru KS raghunath kaabatti... K for kanakpura.. S for sarjapura annadu ( bangalore lo areas peru avvi)
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Cinejeevi
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 11:46 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

maa brother office lo jarigindi

few hundred million dollars project status, updates, bla bla meeting lo consultant company director topic vaste, client director ila annadanta "she should dance on this table for the money we r paying.. bxxxx".. maa vaadiki fuses out.. mari commenting sesindi veedi boss ni...
tridaLam triguNaakaaram trinEtrancha triyaayudham
trijanma paapasamhaaram Eka bilwam SivaarpaNam
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Cocanada
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Elcaminocapastrino:

boths milfs simultaneously "oh....we didnt know we can get that lucky with finance"



Elca

Which company do u work for?
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Elcaminocapastrino
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 11:41 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

desham nundi ok pillochindhi BPO ni take over cheskotaniki....too muc presentation n accent keka....but evadanna question adigithey saalu invariably middle finger tho point chesedhi...kurroll first hurt iyyaru...then cultural difference ani lite theeskunnaru...but masthu kamedy undey room lo
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Mrhyderabad
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Bushu:

nee range choosaka DB lo adhi nuvve ayundali mama.




manaku db lo inta damging image vundi anukoledu.. damn!
Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it
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Katthi
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Post Number: 1081
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Abhysg:




Nivu local public tho matladava annai.. nenu companies culture seppa.. ikkada most of the copanies lo tie, blazer... dress.. anni suttaru.. no jeans ani rule ma dantlo.. avi utikinava kaadu ani sudaru kaani.. anni esukoni ellali..
Papi gadu post este katthi la digali

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Katthi:

Nenu oo paali edo prsentation istu if this does not happen then we are screwed anna.. anthe pin drop silence... NewEngland lo konchem uk culture untadi.. roju tie etc kattukovali.. aa word konchem banned meeting lo.. andaru taruvatha gusa gusa..



NewEngland ki anta ledemo..
MA RMV ki ellinapudu driver license transfer ki adigite exam rayali annaru. sare manual ivvandi ante daniki kooda dabbulu ante.. PA/NJ lo free ga istaru MA ku emaindi ante.. rules ettedi Bastards antoo RMV lady opeesar counter lo seppindi..
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Humpty_dumpty
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Mrhyderabad:

PS: aa desi guy mana DB lo ne vunnadu.. evaru ani nannu adagakandi


inka yevaru..nuvvay :-)

pocket billiards ani high school lo teachers tittay wallu
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Bushu
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Katthi:

NewEngland lo konchem uk culture untadi.. roju tie etc kattukovali




adhemo gaani free ga f**k vaaddam mathram east coast lone ekkuva choosa nenu.
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Bushu
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Mrhyderabad:

aa desi guy mana DB lo ne vunnadu.. evaru ani nannu adagakand




nee range choosaka DB lo adhi nuvve ayundali mama. 2 minutes lo super fast ga pattesaav. :D
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Mrhyderabad
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 11:26 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Some time ago... Desam nundi oka kurrodu vachadu through tcs...

office corridor lo elevator kosam waiting team antaa. manager kuda vunnadu... he is polish... unofficial disco/talk lo full bootulu maatladutaadu...

ee kotha kurrodu rendu hands pant pockets lo pettukoni nilchoni vunnadu...

manager vaadini choosi "Stop playing pocket billiards..."



papam vaadiki aa joke ardham kaavadaniki 2 mins pattindi

PS: aa desi guy mana DB lo ne vunnadu.. evaru ani nannu adagakandi
Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it
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Katthi
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 11:13 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Nenu oo paali edo prsentation istu if this does not happen then we are screwed anna.. anthe pin drop silence... NewEngland lo konchem uk culture untadi.. roju tie etc kattukovali.. aa word konchem banned meeting lo.. andaru taruvatha gusa gusa..
Papi gadu post este katthi la digali

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Film_fan
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:43 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Milf2 "everyone at work hates her ..... and thats how she bought everyone togetehr"
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idhi bagundhi......adhey ee line....
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle
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Elcaminocapastrino
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:42 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

yo ff...usa lo inthey...fullu mass ...mee UK laaga "Mr Mofo...may I kick ur axss if u dont mind"...ani undadhu...
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Elcaminocapastrino
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:40 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

in the same meeting...a topic came of some previous durector who was let go...

nenu"why was she let go?"

milf1 " Cause she bought the whole team together"

my boss "ok...then why was she let go when she bought the whole team together?"

Milf2 "everyone at work hates her ..... and thats how she bought everyone togetehr"

naakithey two and halfmen n seinfeld soaps live soosthunattu undhi veellatho...too much presence of mind from both
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:27 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

maree dhaba lo lorry drivers matladukunnattu aa basha endi vayya?
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle
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Elcaminocapastrino
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Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 10:25 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

eeroju meeting lo
two milfs n myself n my boss....

oka issue undhi...they dont want to go for best practice...

then my boss said "If you dont follow that approach u will be screwed"

boths milfs simultaneously "oh....we didnt know we can get that lucky with finance"

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