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     Eluri_kurradu Hero Username: Eluri_kurradu Post Number: 11024 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.21.220.90 Rating: N/A |
boring anni inesinave Nandamuri Rajni zindabad- OT & co Akkineni Rajni Zindabad -KNF & co Mega Rajni ZB - Papi & co | ||
| Senapathy Junior Artist Username: Senapathy Post Number: 937 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
Enti.. ee thaadu ki (A) tag vacchind  | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 10217 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
hehe hyder, u nasty fellow :P | ||
| Kaisersooze Side Hero Username: Kaisersooze Post Number: 2866 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 64.95.16.243 Rating: |
koncham natu joke but adjust avandi.. oke voolo khan ani vuntadu..hez big time playboy..evarina khan ni "orey..nuvu phalanadhani gokava" ani adigithae khan "evadiki gurtuku ra..roju enthomandini gokuthanu ala gurthu vuntadhi " ani antadu..khan gurinchi..mothan international media lo kuda vasthadhi...so oke british professor..khan medha research cheyali enti khan M** lo vunna specality ani family to saha inida velthadu..oke hotel lo digi wife and kids ni vadili khan valla vooru ki velthadu..but a roju khan chanipoyi vuntadu...ayyyo elagaa ani khan M ni cut chesi research cheyali anukoni valla family ni aduguthadu..vallu oppukoru..but baga pressure thesthadu..ok antaru..sare cut chesi pack chesukoni hotel ki velthadu..a packet table medha petti shower chedham ani velthadu..inthalo wife vachi..enta ee packet ani..open cheyakagane.."KEVVVVVVVV..IS KHAN DEADDDDDDD?" ani arusthadhi.. katta ki katta...katta ki katta..katta ki kataa.. | ||
| Netra Moderator Username: Netra Post Number: 18372 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
 YSR AMAR RAHE | ||
| Desparado Side Hero Username: Desparado Post Number: 2787 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 76.4.158.114 Rating: N/A |
edit the thread title to 'friday A jokes' | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 7565 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: N/A |
 If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 7564 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, "What are you looking for?" He replied, "The expiration date." If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
| Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 5889 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.90.236.48 Rating: N/A |
rajnikanth lost his sunglasses... and is feeling pity for the sun.. "Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success." - Complete works of Swami Vivekananda (Vol 1, Chap 6) | ||
| Idle_yzag Megastar Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 27495 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187 Rating: N/A |
 RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru | ||
| Kamal Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 17872 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 24.0.123.37 Rating: N/A |
Rajinikanth and Superman once made a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside. Hindu tan man, Hindu jeevan, rag, rag mera Hindu parichay - Atal Bihari Vajpayee | ||
| Rebel Side Hero Username: Rebel Post Number: 8451 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 151.151.109.23 Rating: N/A |
sampradaya baddamaina dbers niku already 2 singles samarpincharu | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 7563 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called." If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
| Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 5888 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.90.236.48 Rating: N/A |
 "Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success." - Complete works of Swami Vivekananda (Vol 1, Chap 6) | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 7562 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolate and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!" If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 7561 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book. If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
| Vijay77 Junior Artist Username: Vijay77 Post Number: 494 Registered: 06-2010 Posted From: 199.41.197.24 Rating: N/A |
1st joke chaala bagundi. 2nd di old joke. 3rd di good. Happygaa navvukonna friday. | ||
| Senapathy Junior Artist Username: Senapathy Post Number: 936 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
Evariki naccaleda.. Common all add something | ||
| Senapathy Junior Artist Username: Senapathy Post Number: 935 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a Great Chest you have!' He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her andasks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!' | ||
| Senapathy Junior Artist Username: Senapathy Post Number: 934 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building." Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwhich he siad if I get one more bologna sandwhich I'm goona jump off of this building. The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwhich, so he jumps off to his death as well. The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else. ''Finally, the blonde man's wife said '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch.'' | ||
| Senapathy Junior Artist Username: Senapathy Post Number: 933 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new,shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?? Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in midstroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet." |
