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     Nanigadu Junior Artist Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 54 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4 Rating: N/A |
cylone bhai, kya miya makki kirikiri has has ke pet dard deraha hai bhai, ek dam akhari boley thum... aur aneydo miya... | ||
| Bazooka Side Hero Username: Bazooka Post Number: 2335 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 216.221.240.130 Rating: N/A |
 Jai Chiranjeeva | ||
| Mandharam Junior Artist Username: Mandharam Post Number: 154 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 122.167.93.197 Rating: N/A |
idigo http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=37117775 enjoy maadi | ||
| Cylonesubbarao Comedian Username: Cylonesubbarao Post Number: 1712 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 170.61.20.242 Rating: N/A |
Chaala mandi chadive untaaru... but still : In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Howla. His father is ambitious to educate Howla. Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. Its principal was educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows: Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab achaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom. Howla: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochanaa puchta kathey? Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu. So our Howla is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going to school the next day. Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai? Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to. Howla: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke. Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Howla ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Howla, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum. So Howla cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see Howla back: Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kaiko aaya re ? Howla: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to. Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri lag jayingi. So Howla goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit. Inspector: Adaab. Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte. Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai? Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey! Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab. Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun? Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab. Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi? Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re. Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey! ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab. Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!! In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Howla is hiding because he does not know the answer. Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai? Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh Howla hai saab. Inspector: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Howla, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu? Howla: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab. Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku?? Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Howla, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum. Howla: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai saab. Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!! Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re? Howla: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho ... wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata ... Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat thi ... Yahaan old ci! ty mein gadbadaan shuru hothey ... wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi. Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatri dekho!!!! | ||
| Ravino786 Comedian Username: Ravino786 Post Number: 1575 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 155.139.50.105 Rating: N/A |
razesh chat lo ki ra } | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6440 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
Once we got a new Engineering Drawing mam...and in the introduction class we asked abt her previous experience.... she was very much excited and shouted "I AM FRESH!!!!" All the class laughed and finally understood wat she mean by that...(Fresher anaboi papam Fresh anesindi) | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6439 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
kavali  | ||
| Bazooka Side Hero Username: Bazooka Post Number: 2334 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 216.221.240.130 Rating: N/A |
paki nundi vachnodu kooda foreign return antadu eti sestam Jai Chiranjeeva | ||
| Mandharam Junior Artist Username: Mandharam Post Number: 153 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 122.167.93.197 Rating: N/A |
andukena..ekkado soosinattu anipisthunnayi...maa vaadu okadu, ilanti fwds chesthadu...manam ignoring chestham vaadi mails ni... manaki eppudu mangoes soottanike time sari podhu orkut lo...Mangoes kavalante seppu... | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6436 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
vammo ee topics chedivi nenu na exp ni share cheskokunda agaleka potunnaaa... first year lo chemistry prof undevaru... repu class ledu anadaniki " if today is tomorrow, there is no tomorrow " then....eedo explain chestuuu itukalu antee english lo bricks anatanikii...chala kastapadina taruva..he said" ituks"... he reads from the papers he has and he even tells...etc and pto written...hahaha u know hez foreign returned.... but hez very good at his subject...thanks mastaru.... | ||
| Telugu_times Comedian Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 1163 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 40.0.40.10 Rating: N/A |
oka Joke oka school ni, thaniki cheyya daaniki, education dept. nunchi oka officer vasthaadu. vaadi mundhu, teacher asks the students some kocchens. Teacher: Ramu, what is the spelling of kanife? (knife ki vacchina thanta) Ramu: I dont Konow Teacher (Know) officer: You boths are warong | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6435 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
inthe kadha.. oka sari nenu satyabhama college,chennai lo edho fest unte vellanu..akkada director speech isthu madhyalo " i have two daughters,both are girls annadu... everybody stand in a straight circle annadu"...inka chala unnayi kani andharu chadhivi untaru..eppudo forwrd mail la kuda vachindhi intha kanna bhibathsamaina english vinnara | ||
| Cylonesubbarao Comedian Username: Cylonesubbarao Post Number: 1711 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 170.61.20.242 Rating: N/A |
Nuvvu kompa deesi naa college lo ne sadavaledhu kadha....  | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6434 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
ma inter col lo Goldy ani oka sir unde vadu.. vadu oka sari memu andharam pakka class nunchi books thesthe "My class of getting books is not getting from beside class annadu"..evarikanna ardham aindhaa maku mathram adhi ardham kadaniki chala rojulu pattindhi | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6433 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
First year..Eng Drawing Lab.. Lab lo rendu fans vunnayi..Kani okate thiruguthondhi. maa lecturer oka student tho - 'hey..make that fan like this fan' annadu. rendo fan ni switch on cheyyamanataniki vachhina thanta adhi. | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6432 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
commingE lEtu, sittingE baacku, middle middle talkingu... whatees thissu | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6431 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
inkokasaari operations and research(OR)class jarugutunnapudu....meemantha as usual back bench lo yedho paper pyna raasthu arustunnamu. sir ku tikka putti... hey u guys "if u want to hear, hear - if u want to go, go (vinaalante vinandi, povaalante pondi ani aayana artham) annadu...! hear hear ...go go yendhi saaru...! | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6430 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
Be first year..first day..Maa chemistry packet gaadu(I mean my professor) "DOOR THE CLOSE" ante edho comedy ki antunnadu anukunna...later we realised that his actual English standard was that | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6429 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
my friend without shoes entered the workshop. lect: Y r u not booting? fri: I gave them for coating. | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6428 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
Here is a letter sent to a Sardar by his mother - My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love - Mom. P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6425 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
naaketi teldhu nataraja..janalu orkut lo eppudo vesaaru nenu ave vesthunna | ||
| Mandharam Junior Artist Username: Mandharam Post Number: 149 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 122.167.93.197 Rating: N/A |
kummu...ikkada navva leka chasthunna | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6422 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
maa engineering lo edo seppe mastaru oka roju maa allariki baagaa kaali ... vaadi standard jntu lo ento chepthuu.... " I teach no teach in JNTU " ani annadu ... Nijangaane vaadu cheppinatlu evadu cheppi edavadu kadaa | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6418 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
*oka roju sayantram ; *oka dhoola gang hostel mundu bhari varsham lo thadustunnaru;..... *.....atu ypu ninchi veltunna.....botany prof chusadu;... *ventane batch doola teeripoyindi; *appudu aa prof serious gaa gang daggariki vacchi.......(MS narayana tone lo) "cant yu see waatar is faalling from the sky......go to yuar rooms"....annadutaaa....... | ||
| Just4fun Comedian Username: Just4fun Post Number: 1802 Registered: 10-2007 Posted From: 24.3.97.178 Rating: N/A |
ikkadaki rammana daniki emantaru-----idharavo.. akkadiki pommanataniki emantaru------[akkadiki velli] idharavo..  | ||
| Cocanada Junior Artist Username: Cocanada Post Number: 507 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.17 Rating: N/A |
:: Software Industry naa molangaa sarva naasinam ayipoyindi :: | ||
| Hercules Junior Artist Username: Hercules Post Number: 166 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 98.17.207.97 Rating: N/A |
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and, I don't break them for no one. | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6412 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
oka sari ma sir "why r u understanding the tree..?"(meeru chettu kindha endhuku ninchunnaru?) ok sari ma col lo civil class lo..evaro iddaru godava chesthunte vallidharani lepi."come with me "ani cheppi class bayataki thesukoni velli "dont come in " ani cheppi class lopaliki vellipoyadu --idantha bayatiki vellamani cheppataniki vachina thippalu--- hey but its true | ||
| Just4fun Comedian Username: Just4fun Post Number: 1801 Registered: 10-2007 Posted From: 24.3.97.178 Rating: N/A |
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| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6411 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
maa college lo oka programme garuguthuntey oka sir maa principal ne poguduthu illa annadu "i askud sir to conduct thisu event many times but our sir said ok as soon as i asked" adhi vini maa principalke kudaa navvu vachindhi | ||
| Just4fun Comedian Username: Just4fun Post Number: 1800 Registered: 10-2007 Posted From: 24.3.97.178 Rating: N/A |
vammo | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6410 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
1>oka abbayi ni class lo lepi "yesterday i saw u wid my wife at the theatre" 2> abt his family "i have two daughters and both are GIRLS" 3> doubt adigite "first i ll SATIFY her then u" 4> baga vukka pedutunte "open the windows let the AIR FORCE come in" 5>class lo gadava jerigite "both of u TWO get out" | ||
| Cylonesubbarao Comedian Username: Cylonesubbarao Post Number: 1708 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 170.61.20.242 Rating: N/A |
babu nuvvu oo paali GTalk lo ki raa... panundi neetho. | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6409 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
maa teacher ki picha kopam vachindi okadi meeda, baaga godava chesthunnadu....anthe teacher gattiga arichaaru...i'll throw the window (kitiki lo nundi visiresthaa vedhava) | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6408 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
snakes are here and there turning turning..be careful..(pamulu ekkuva gaa tirugutunnai jagratha) i goto city for my head cutting(kshavaraaniki) kya baat hai...no bath hai...(inka sir snanam cheyya ledanta) i dont know the equal time(naaku time sarigga theliyadu) | ||
| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6407 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
maaku inter lo oka physics sir undevaadu..thermometer ki DHARMAMETER anevaadu...n tht too main hoon na lo satish shah laaga.....inka engineering gurinchi cheppakharledhu..oka ma'm "IF U HAVE ANY DOUBTS,RAISE ME" anedhi...maaku navvaalo edvaalo ardham kaaledhu....inka almost andharu anthe maa college lo..we r kinda inured to it now..gurthu occhinappudu malli raastha | ||
| Cocanada Junior Artist Username: Cocanada Post Number: 505 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.17 Rating: N/A |
Hyderabad lo egg chesetappudu maa maths lecturer "am i asked you the answer? my also know the answer" "air force is coming. close the doors of the windows" :: Software Industry naa molangaa sarva naasinam ayipoyindi :: | ||
| Savage Junior Artist Username: Savage Post Number: 384 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 148.129.71.53 Rating: |
Kakinada ni ante orkunedi ledu asale High rise buildings,downtown,avenues yenno unnayi  | ||
| Unorthodox Junior Artist Username: Unorthodox Post Number: 599 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 151.151.21.104 Rating: N/A |
ittaa saanaa mandi sastaaru...veetine butler english or botleru mukkalu antaaru... idi ekkadi nundi vachchindante britishodiki chintakaaya pachchadi elaa cheyyali ane daani daggara nundi... Cinema for the larger audiences can not be poetic--Andrei Tarkovysky | ||
| Chilipy Junior Artist Username: Chilipy Post Number: 169 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 155.91.28.231 Rating: N/A |
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| Razesh Side Hero Username: Razesh Post Number: 6406 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 202.153.41.34 Rating: N/A |
jntu kakinada....civil engi assit prof.....prasthutham nitw lo phd chesthunna "pichi koti" garu....chaala baaga english matladuthaaru....kaavaali antey evarini anna adagandi......once he said something like....."yesterday 100's of mosquitos stiched me" ardham kaaledhaa? domalu kuttai antaam kadha i.e stiched.....oh enka chaala unaai le.....shankar dada mbbs movie pretalk vachinapudu ......kompa thesi aa movie director pichi kotti tho matladaada anukunaam ..... |
