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Posted on Monday, January 23, 2012 - 08:40 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Chodiganji:

Instead, to fulfill Your desire immediately, i can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on Your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled





One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY"
but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY
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Posted on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 11:51 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Why is this in Joke section??

Anyway.. something on similar lines..

Once an actress wanted to marry GB Shaw saying that their kids would get her beauty and his intellect.. Shaw wondered what if it became reverse...

Another one..

Anecdotal dialogue

GBS: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
GBS: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
GBS: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

(This dialogue is also attributed to Winston Churchill).
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Chodiganji
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Posted on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 11:56 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her. When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question. The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could marry her and give a child like him.

He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his intellect, there is no problem. âMy dear lady, i understand Your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time. More over it is not guaranteed.

Instead, to fulfill Your desire immediately, i can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on Your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled.â

The lady was speechless.
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