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Thokkalohdi
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Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2017 - 10:31 am:       

Dantlo funny emundi...

21 things person who did btech in chennai rayochu. Says macha instead of mama. Etc..
 

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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:21 am:       

....infact i noticed peopel in desam are much more brand concious.....and carefree spending
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Tag heuer watches.....titan konnattu koni paada dobbuthunnaru....one dealer said they sell 200 Tag in their shop every month in vizag....imagine in HYD and chennai.....
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:11 am:       


Bunty717:


goonda chepindi min 10yrs back sangati.




oh.... is it mentioned in that first post ?

Correct..ippud NRI ante evad care seyyad....infact i noticed peopel in desam are much more brand concious.....and carefree spending
 

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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:06 am:       

goonda chepindi min 10yrs back sangati.. ippudu.. NRI ni evaru d'ru
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nuvvu velli 5 yrs ayyindhi......nuvvu alien annattuu.......

NRI ni vongo pedthunnaru ee madya......bakra....
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:05 am:       

very true..people have wrong notions....trying to generalize too much...
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there is nothing wrong in picking up some good things away from home.....

dont forget......we used to train people how to behave in US......not long ago.......

thirigi raganey......habits doesnt vanish.....just like that......
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:04 am:       


Kkd:

very true..people have wrong notions....trying to generalize too much...




goonda chepindi min 10yrs back sangati.. ippudu.. NRI ni evaru d'ru
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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 11:01 am:       


Film_fan:

resident Indians talk about 'recession' even for vegetable purchasing.




very true..people have wrong notions....trying to generalize too much...
 

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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 10:57 am:       

these days you dont need to return from abroad to do this in India.

resident Indians talk about 'recession' even for vegetable purchasing.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 10:53 am:       

Not really....in my case the following are true

Goonda:

ey Alll....
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad (the onsite-ies)

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. No. I always prefer to use Cash even in bigger hotels

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. Yes...and infact was drinking mineral water 10 years back before US

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. Nothing wrong i guess

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. Yes...infact this i felt is a good manners

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". No

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".No

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".No

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".No

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".No

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".\b[No




Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".Yes

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) Yes and i correct myself and say zero

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. No complaints till date

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) No

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 46 times). No

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. Yes...i check on all packets..just out of interest

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee (but never says Zed) Yes and i correct myself when i notice that other person didnt get it

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,says "Oh! British Style!!!!" No

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. No

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".No

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. No.I love spicy food

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. No coke. Only plain kinley soda

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. No

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule". No.}

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel food. No

Few more important - 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to

roll the bag on Indian Roads. Ultimate one No

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was inUS..." No

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Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 10:40 am:       

well exactly you are 101 percent right because i have seen all the indian people so closely and they are doing same as you have describe here and thanks you share them with us in this forum
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Posted on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 09:40 am:       


Kosthabidda:

seppindi nee gurinche


 

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Posted on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 06:25 am:       


Thunder:

nenu yeppudu diet coke ye taage vadini, india lo unnappudu thumsup ikkada diet




seppindi nee gurinche:D
 

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Posted on Thursday, June 21, 2007 - 01:15 pm:       


Thunder:


adey india lo vunnappudu anta thumsup taagi ippudu diet antunnava kada
 

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Posted on Thursday, June 21, 2007 - 11:21 am:       


Goonda:

Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke




nenu yeppudu diet coke ye taage vadini, india lo unnappudu thumsup ikkada diet :D
 

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Posted on Thursday, June 21, 2007 - 10:58 am:       

Hey Alll....
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad (the onsite-ies)

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 46 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee (but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel food.

Few more important - 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to

roll the bag on Indian Roads. Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was inUS..."

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