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     Hp1 Junior Artist Username: Hp1 Post Number: 16 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 203.17.68.1 Rating: |
Our Great NBK--Enjoy Too Good For FunJ NBK desperately wanted to rope in the India's sizzling hot actess susmita sen in his next movie - ambika or whatever. So he called up Sush. This is how the conversation happend-- Nbk: Hello sushmitha jee, I am balakrishna Sush: WHO??? NBK: it is me sush jee, late N.T Rama Rao son.u don't know me? Sush: which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of them. NBK: even i don't remeber which one. u read news paper? sush: yes. why? NBK: i did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers t.v also Sush: so u just started ur career? NBK: ababa nee yabba. no sush jee. i mean not film shooting. gun shooting. sush: what? u shot someone? NBK: yes. i shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back seat. so no death happen. u dont worry. i don't shoot heroines Sush: u shot someone and u still doing films? how come? aren't u supposed to be in Jail? NBK: hahahaha. kya sush jee. tum bhi. i said i have mental. but in real i dont have mental. i just acted. very big action. it is in our family. sush: what? mental? NBK: no jee. Action is in our family. in our blood. Sush:oh! NBK: and they really belived i am mental. haha Sush: you bet. i have already started to believe it. Nbk: what? sush: Nothing. u go ahead NBK: i want u act with me as heroine in my new film. Sush: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it? NBK: you go idlebrain.com and see my pics. i am dancing with katarnak kaif. Sush: yeah. i am there. what do i have to look for? NBk: i dont know. i don't know internet. my director showed me on his computer Sush: oh! ok i will find myself. by the way it's katrina kaif not katarnak kaif nbk: but i call ker kathi. it is easy for me. sush: u look very short. how tall are u? nbk: 5'5" sush: what?? I am 5'9" nbk: so what? i wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes. problem solve. u acted in one movie with salman no? sush: yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy NBk: that no problem. i never do in-shirt. always shirt outside Sush: was that a wig u wearing in the pics? NBK: yes. i have hair. but not enough for films you know. but don't worry. -------------------- ---------------------- nbk: oh. it is called vijayendra varma. power of indian. in that i made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with pakistan. i don't know hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood. but public did not understand. thats why it became flop. i wanted to shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no? Sush: u spoke in telugu with pakistanis? wow! why you talking to me in English/ nbk: you very beautiful gal no? thats why. so when u coming hyd for myfilm? sush: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film with you? NBk: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any much u want otherwise i will shoot him no? sush: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV. what would my friends think abt me if they see me dancing with you? nbk: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee sush: shut up and go shoot urself. sush hangs up; |
