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Legend Username: Twitter Post Number: 45690 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 66.194.212.162 Rating: |
*Law of equality :* The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes! --- - *Law of Queue:* If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ----------------------- * *Law of Telephone:* When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅 ----------------------- * *Law of Mechanical Repair:* After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ----------------------- * *Law of the Workshop:* Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ----------------------- * *Bath Theorem:* When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ----------------------- * *Law of Encounters:* The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ----------------------- * *Law of the Result:* When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. ----------------------- * *Law of Bio mechanics:* The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. ----------------------- * *Theatre Rule:* People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ----------------------- * *Law of Coffee:* As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ----------------------- * *Law of Proposal :* After you accept a proposal you will get a better one... ----------------------- * *Law of getting late* When you reach early for something it will never start on time ----------------------- * *Law of exam* If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.  |
