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Andhrawala Legend Username: Andhrawala Post Number: 42477 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 152.51.56.1 Rating: N/A |
â¨sampurnesh babu is back hez a hero in teluguððð Sampu went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' ð Sampu standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' ð On romantic date sampu gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' ð Sampu found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. ð Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except sampu He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' ð What does sampu do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. ð Sampu& wife buy coffee in a shop. Sampu: Drink quickly before it gets cold. Wife: Why? Sampu: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10. ð What happens when sampu wife delivers twins???? He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...ð Manager asked sampu at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sampu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ð After returning back from a foreign trip, sampu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sampu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ðð Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi Sampu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. ðð Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sampu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! ððâ Sampu: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sampu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ðððð Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sampu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! ðð Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sampu: "All are born on government holidays...!!! ðð⨠Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sampu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE ðâðð⨠Dont laugh alone..jst pass 2 ur contactss.ððððð Sent from my iPhone No Signature |