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Theaviator
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:55 am:       

Scenario n+3: Two guys are fighting third guy comes, sees and leaves and sends a Massage model..
You are in Bangkok.
 

Thikka_sankara
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:42 am:       


~chirutha~:

Amelica.


two guys are living peacefully, third guy comes with weapons and preaches peace and religion and human rights..... First two guys are @war....
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:33 am:       


Reddit:


Scenario n+2 Two guys are fighting third guy comes, sees and supplies weaponry to first guy illegally and sells weaponry to first guy and talks about peace. You are in Amelica.
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:09 am:       


Thikka_sankara:

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Scenario n+ 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and first asks their caste followed by region, depending on the answer he will either join one of them in fighting the other or sit on the side making fun of their castes/regions. You're in AP/T.
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:08 am:       


Thikka_sankara:

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Scenario n+ 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and first asks their caste followed by region, depending on the answer he will either join one of them in fighting the other or sit on the side making fun of their castes/regions. You're in AP/T
Man and God met somewhere. Both exclaimed , my creator!
 

Bugatti
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:02 am:       


Reddit:

eti ne allari b'appa




GMAT kosam sadivina lo englisss warads inka marchipoleda guruji
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Thikka_sankara
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 02:00 am:       

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PLACES IN INDIA.

A simple guide:

Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..🚶
That's MUMBAI..😒





Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨
That's DELHI.





Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠
That's BANGALORE.. 😉




Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..😜
You are definitely in GOA...🏊🏄






Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in PUNJAB.😖





Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.. 🔫💣
You are in BIHAR..





Scenario 7 : Two guys fighting. First guy started beating the second guy, the Third guy comes and joins with first guy and beats second guy without knowing anything.. 😲😵
You are right it's TAMILNADU





Last Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ☕
That's KERALA😂😂😛😜
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Posted on Friday, July 31, 2015 - 01:54 am:       


Bugatti:


eti ne allari b'appa
Man and God met somewhere. Both exclaimed , my creator!
 

Theaviator
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Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2015 - 11:56 pm:       


Darth_vader:

They are exactly alike in at least one way, they act like they arent chooths, but they are, deep inside they are utter chooths.
The only non-chooths in the entire country are Maharashtrians.



 

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Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2015 - 11:49 pm:       


Darth_vader:

That passage piqued my interest and the ratings are not too bad.







Darth_vader:

That passage piqued







Darth_vader:

piqued






Izzat Nagar Pahelwan
 

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Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2015 - 11:46 pm:       

Book order chesaaa. That passage piqued my interest and the ratings are not too bad.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
 

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Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2015 - 11:40 pm:       

This chooth country, country, how the are you supposed to live here without drugs? Look at the Gujaratis, chooths, we all know this, kem cho choothiyas. Human calculators, you can’t even talk to them without giving them cash, they’re such accomplished chooths.
And the Kashmiris, complete chooths, offer them your hand, they’ll take your ass. It’s their nature; they can’t help it. And what about the Madrasis, all those Keralites and Kannadigas and so on? Chooths, undu gundu choothiyas, idli dosa choothiyas, nothing personal, but it’s true, you know it and I know it.
And Punjabis, do I even have to mention Punjabis? Number one chooths, the Punjus. They’ll eat and drink with you and all the while they’re measuring you for a coffin.
Bengalis? Bengalis are beyond your average category of choothiyadom, they’re chooths of the highest order, first-quality bhodrolok choothiyos, who invent new levels of choothiyaness daily. Followed closely, as in everything, by the Oriyas, who are more in the league of chooth wannabes. But none of them approach the level of choothiyahood perfected by the Sindhis, who are the world’s most sophisticated chooths, inventors and tweakers of the choothiya’s guidebook, in short, chooth perfectionists, true masters of the genre.
As for the Christians, the Anglos and Goans, chooths, as you know, unquestionably chooths, though they’ll act as if the word has never left their lips or entered their brains.
And the UPites and APites, they’re criminals to a man, born criminals, you can’t trust them with a pencil. Then there are the chooths in waiting and the chooths by association, such as the Parsis and the tribals. Now that may seem like an odd chooth combo, but it’s not. They are exactly alike in at least one way, they act like they aren’t chooths, but they are, deep inside they are utter chooths.
The only non-chooths in the entire country are Maharashtrians. I grant you there’s been some degrading of the rule in recent times but at least with Maharashtrians what you see is what you get: islands of sanity in a sea of chooths."
This is a passage from Jeet Thayil's Narcopolis, not my own words, though I'd be lying if I said I dont agree atleast partially.

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