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Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13554 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Asdf Naatu gunna navvu vasdindi Too honest ga reply amma  Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Jambalahaart_raja Side Hero Username: Jambalahaart_raja Post Number: 5777 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 171.161.160.10 Rating: N/A |
This joke always gives me the best laughs, never gets old. Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?" "Chill Bro. I told you to let it go!!" - The Budhha. | ||
Asdf Hero Username: Asdf Post Number: 10046 Registered: 12-2014 Posted From: 205.157.66.4 Rating: N/A |
ery ery old joke revisit sestunna. voori bayata oka iskool, iskool bayata podalu. podallo oka janta kasa bisa. iskool lunch bell kotte time aindi. peon gaadu sooste, ganta missing. peon yells " reyy, evadraa ganta d'nkindi" janta "ganta ekkada, ara gante aindi" | ||
Chitti_babu Hero Username: Chitti_babu Post Number: 14838 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 108.60.158.130 Rating: N/A |
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Asdf Hero Username: Asdf Post Number: 10045 Registered: 12-2014 Posted From: 205.157.66.4 Rating: N/A |
memu andaram kooda adults ye, group peru enti | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13551 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Sesani, bharath etc I am in part of adult group in what's up So these jokes are from that so the credit goes to OP Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Sesani Megastar Username: Sesani Post Number: 25999 Registered: 08-2014 Posted From: 170.200.168.16 Rating: N/A |
OM kaka.. keka.. | ||
Bharat Junior Artist Username: Bharat Post Number: 132 Registered: 06-2015 Posted From: 199.90.60.4 Rating: N/A |
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Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13550 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Sesaani baa here is another one Joke 3 U'll die laughing........ Son : "Daddyð¨, I fell in loveð & want to dateð« this awesome girlð°!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"ð¯ Sonð²: "It's Tinað, the neighbor's daughter".ð Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promiseð not to tell your mother.ð© Tia is actually your sister."ð The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"ð Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"⺠Sonð²: "It's Poojað§, the other neighbor's daughter."ð Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Pooja is also your sister." ð This went on couple ð£of times and the son was so madð¹, he went straight to his mother crying.ð Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girlsð§ð¼ð¸ðð°ð but I can't date any of them because daddys their father!"ð The mother hugsðhim affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."â¡!!! Son Fainted..ð¼.!!! ðððð Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Ringo_rangaswamy Hero Username: Ringo_rangaswamy Post Number: 12074 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 69.120.140.78 Rating: N/A |
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Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 943 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_156455_1.jpg | ||
Sesani Megastar Username: Sesani Post Number: 25995 Registered: 08-2014 Posted From: 170.200.168.16 Rating: N/A |
OM kaka.. second ki super... | ||
Emc2 Legend Username: Emc2 Post Number: 43332 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 108.48.4.24 Rating: N/A |
aada maga gifs petti 69 entehey heads up and downundali, evadu erri pushpam sakkaga create cheyaledu | ||
Jambalahaart_raja Side Hero Username: Jambalahaart_raja Post Number: 5773 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 171.161.160.10 Rating: N/A |
Simba face position cheyatam kaadu.. movement koodaa isthaadu... begi sorry cheppeyi "Chill Bro. I told you to let it go!!" - The Budhha. | ||
Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 18515 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 104.148.189.239 Rating: N/A |
Vasu/Davier, Meeru maree Boothnath level lo oohinchukuntunnaru. antha scene illio... | ||
Rowdy Legend Username: Rowdy Post Number: 34611 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 12.155.202.69 Rating: N/A |
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Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 942 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
vaarni...intha vishayam unda, anavasaranga thoda kotaane..chussss | ||
Vasu Side Hero Username: Vasu Post Number: 8198 Registered: 10-2014 Posted From: 47.16.177.98 Rating: N/A |
thatha ki daggulu nerpadam ante ide mari poyi poyi Simba ki A matters mida explanation a? He holds a PhD on those topics Double Standard By TT lu : http://s23.postimg.org/4gdd050q3/doublestd.jpg | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13548 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Kantha rao Bob Simba adagadam Nuvvu seppadam Ella undi ante Sepaki swimming classes istunnattu Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 941 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
meaning adigindi nuvve, theera seppinaaka nannu thidataavendi  | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13547 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Sesani baa Here goes the jokes of the day Joke 1 BURNOL & VIAGRA A Kerala guy got burnt on his thighs... The Dr. advised him to apply Burnol and take Viagara... Stunned the Kerala guy asks: Burnol ok sir, but why Viagra? Dr.: It will keep your lungi away from the wound!! ð Joke 2 23 year old girl got pregnant. Mother(Angrily shouts) : "Who was that pig? Call him now". 30 mins later, a Rolls Royce stops in front of their house. A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out. Man : "I am sorry for the problem, but i can't marry her. But I will assure you, if a girl is born, i give her 2 shopping malls, a villa & 2 millions. If a boy is born, i will give 2 factories & 5 millions to him. But in case of miscarriage happens, please suggest what should I do?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mother : Fk her again.... ðððð Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 18514 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 104.148.189.239 Rating: N/A |
chee... siggu ledu. ewww... | ||
Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 940 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
69 is a sexual position where participants face would be at other participants private parts | ||
Sesani Megastar Username: Sesani Post Number: 25988 Registered: 08-2014 Posted From: 172.56.37.56 Rating: N/A |
Mari lkg jokes abba.. We want more kaamam | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13546 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Simba 69 is number in most of languages Bemmi baa seppana xfression Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 18512 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 104.148.189.239 Rating: N/A |
btw, ilanti de inko equation choosinattu gurthu. meaning ento cheptara: 69 + 69 = Dinner for 4 | ||
Vasu Side Hero Username: Vasu Post Number: 8194 Registered: 10-2014 Posted From: 47.16.177.98 Rating: N/A |
 Double Standard By TT lu : http://s23.postimg.org/4gdd050q3/doublestd.jpg | ||
Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 939 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
pogo kaadu, infants bommalatho aadukovali babai nuvvu | ||
Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 18511 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 104.148.189.239 Rating: N/A |
i unserstand the icons. but, what is 69? | ||
Kantha_rao Junior Artist Username: Kantha_rao Post Number: 938 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 12.218.0.70 Rating: N/A |
idi artham kaaleda raamaaaaaaaa nijanga pogo chusukovalasinde 1st seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeku n 2nd naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaku | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13545 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Bharat Super amma now I got LHS too Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Bharat Junior Artist Username: Bharat Post Number: 128 Registered: 06-2015 Posted From: 199.90.60.4 Rating: N/A |
First icon is Female, Second icon is Male. | ||
Driverramudu Hero Username: Driverramudu Post Number: 13544 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 166.170.5.113 Rating: N/A |
Rowdy bro I got this joke RHS got it But did not understand LHS  Driving is my PASSION. Ball or Bimmer does not matter. | ||
Rowdy Legend Username: Rowdy Post Number: 34609 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 12.155.202.69 Rating: N/A |
Most creative joke of the century :  +  = 69 Jisko samaz aaya wo forward kare.....baaki Pogo dekhe. ninna whataspp lo vachindi ... pillala GK kvochen anukuni andariki pampinchi sachanu ... elanu andariki pampa kada ... meeku matram enduku kudadu ani meeku kuda sharing ... nenu elli pogo chusukuntanu  |