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Abhysg
Megastar Username: Abhysg
Post Number: 20768 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 73.29.102.28
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 01:56 pm: |
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Andhrawala:The farmer says : U r RAHUL GANDHI. The young man is shocked�, he says, "how did you know ?" Farmer says, " its Easy, u came here when no one invited you, u used millions of tax payers money to give me information which I have known for years"
lacks masala... I would add.."farmer : You are supposed to take calf.. but you took my sheep/dog" |
   
Tilak
Megastar Username: Tilak
Post Number: 24660 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 49.207.190.80
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 01:51 pm: |
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Andhrawala:so Rahul gaadu anteene meeku navvu raatamledhemoo
yes .. praaaama anukunta .. Narendra Modi, Pradhan Mantri, Bharata Ganarajya - www.pmindia.nic.in - www.narendramodi.in |
   
Andhrawala
Legend Username: Andhrawala
Post Number: 37882 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 152.51.56.1
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 01:23 pm: |
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Lax:eti idi good joke aa...devuda
so Rahul gaadu anteene meeku navvu raatamledhemoo No Signature |
   
Pkpsf
Comedian Username: Pkpsf
Post Number: 1600 Registered: 07-2014 Posted From: 164.144.248.27
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 12:53 pm: |
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Lax
Hero Username: Lax
Post Number: 10816 Registered: 11-2013 Posted From: 164.144.252.28
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 12:48 pm: |
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eti idi good joke aa...devuda Karimnagar Pawan Fan |
   
Andhrawala
Legend Username: Andhrawala
Post Number: 37880 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 152.51.56.1
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2015 - 12:45 pm: |
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Couldn't resist this one...enjoy A farmer is on the hill top with his herd.... A helicopter suddenly lands and a handsome youth comes out. He approaches the farmer with a swagger and tells him, "if I can tell you accurately the number of cows u have wil u allow me to take one of your calves?" FAMER thinks and says okay. The young man presses an app on his smartphone and gets the satellite image on dharwad.indicate where he is, he then sends his co - ordinates to ISRO- which then photographs the area for him. he then calls ISRO to identify all living things in the radius of the hill top and gets an answer 35. He deducts 2 and tells farmer... you have 33 cows. Farmer says ok you can have one of my calves. As the young man is trying to load the animal on to his helicopter, the FARMER says; "if I tell u r name will u return my calf?" The young guy says ok. The farmer says : U r RAHUL GANDHI. The young man is shocked😳, he says, "how did you know ?" Farmer says, " its Easy, u came here when no one invited you, u used millions of tax payers money to give me information which I have known for years" By the way these are sheep not cows and could u please return my dog.. No Signature |