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     Rajin Side Hero Username: Rajin Post Number: 4708 Registered: 05-2012 Posted From: 63.250.254.2 Rating: N/A |
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| Nanigadu Hero Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 13792 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 72.143.229.131 Rating: N/A |
Must Read, dont miss even a single line ðð.... ð¾1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. ð¾2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. ð¾3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. ð¾4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' ð¾5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. ð¾6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. ð¾7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. ð¾8. Virginity can be cured. ð¾9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. ð¾10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ð¾11. I tried ••••••••• once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. ð¾12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. ð¾13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. ð¾14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... ð¾15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't ð¾16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ð¾17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!! ð¾18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time. Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humour.ð |
