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     Nordstrom Junior Artist Username: Nordstrom Post Number: 141 Registered: 06-2014 Posted From: 72.15.229.180 Rating: N/A |
How to get out of a ticket! Carry a role of Toliet Paper in your car. I heard this about 2 years ago and then tried it on my next time being pulled over for speeding. IT Worked When the cop pulled me over I told him I knew I was speeding and that I was trying to get home because I had to take a shit real bad. I said I had IBS and that it was coming right now. I asked to get out of my car that I was going to walk into the woods and shit while he wrote the ticket because I could not wait that long with the medical condition. The cop saw that I had a roll of TP in my hand and left me off with a verbal warning. He followed me to see if I was lieing and I was really going to a meeting I was late for so I pulled over at the nearest place with a bathroom and ran inside he waved as he passed me . End of story. My dad used the same excuse for a stop light violation. Courtesy: GLP |
