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     Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42080 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Hi Sanit bro..how are you.. 2 months back cheppinattu.. Seemandhra : Already 10 years gaa project chesaam kabatti...koddiga baddakam teerchukovadaniki + Work load fatigue..State division headache teerchukovadaniki... ala oooty, kodaicanal...gatra tirigi vacchi oka 2 years taruvatha project estimations avi plan chesukovali as per AICC war room meetings...District + local boady meetings etc... Telangana : TRS Govt...Next time ki KCR icchina haamilu elagu neraverchaledhu kabatti...Initial Ooopudu ayipotundi kabatti.... Malla kummesukovadame.. Center : BJP vollu evarino edo keliki (Like Rama Janama bhoomi..etc..) M chesukunte....Plate meals ready again... Let us have some break yaa.... Astamaanam...meme aaadesthe maja emi untadi....Let's see how other teams also play..  | ||
| Saint Legend Username: Saint Post Number: 35192 Registered: 01-2011 Posted From: 12.22.163.132 Rating: N/A |
coolpix annai mana bhavishyatu emiti? | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42079 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Namasthe anna.. | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42078 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzuyc_KMdK0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C13C14rvTQ  | ||
| Amigo Side Hero Username: Amigo Post Number: 2515 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 144.160.226.91 Rating: N/A |
Thammudu nee spirit keka | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42077 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Gelichinaduku o.k congratulations...serve the people..and prove your talent anthe gaani...memu pistahaa..maa thaathaa pistaa ante.. Idigo mee charitra.. http://epaper.eenadu.net/pdf/2014/04/03/20140403a_020135030. jpg  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42076 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Gelsithe ala moola padi pani cheyyi..you are answerble to people... maakenti boxkka..rest...malla next 5 years kakapothe 10 years...lo malla back to busines..  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42075 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Eeedu puttindi..perigindi bench lo.. ippudu pedda pistaa...vacchadandi.. hee hee...cheppdaniki  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42074 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Mana bench lo unnappudu neeku tagginda.. | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42073 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
BJP party puttindhe '2' seats nunchi.... Eee roju 350 raagaaane...meme mogallamu anukunte...etla... 1950 nuchi maaku gelupotamu kotta kaadu.... eee election lo maaku 0 or 1 or 2 ani 1 year nunchi chebutunnam....  By the way mee TG venkatesh party jump kotti gelichada odipoyada... | ||
| Cool_indian Comedian Username: Cool_indian Post Number: 1645 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 157.93.242.51 Rating: |
Neeku inka taggaledaa | ||
| Andhrawala Legend Username: Andhrawala Post Number: 31131 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 152.51.56.1 Rating: N/A |
waste baggage endhuku seppu. RS member ivvaali. malli ministry. thanu swayam gaa campaign sesthhee okka MLA koodaa gelavaledhuuu No Signature | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42072 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Vacchetattu ayithe all other Jumping japang's laa election munde vacchetodu gaa... Companies maariantuu gaa parties maaradam ee roju common ee gaa ademi sila saaasam kaadu gaa...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42071 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Senior Consultant : (Congress) Post HR : We respect you are our senior consultant..since you are not delivering the project we send you for the training... Congress : Don't blame my talent madam...I will prove.. HR : Ippatiki prove chesing chaalu..take some rest..but we like your skillset Congress : Kottha consultants fail ayithe malla pilustaaaraa madam? HR : Tappkunda...We will keep who ever deliver the work...that's it...no sentiments.. COngress :  Thank...you...thank you madam Baaga chaduvukoni vasthaaa madam....Nene dammunna sonsultant ni ani prove chesukunta.... | ||
| Scorpio Side Hero Username: Scorpio Post Number: 9938 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 73.53.50.174 Rating: N/A |
Naakenduko CHiru BJP ki vasthaadu anpisthundi...Winner side undatam Chiru ki alavaatu... తెలుగుదేశం పిలుస్తోంది, రా...కదలి రా.. | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42069 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 3 : (Jagan) Post HR : Hi jagan sorry we are not offering you any post on the project... Jagan : Nenu hurted...I odaarpu you.... HR : what is vodarpu...  Jagan : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEls4p2zS4Q | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42068 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Mee consultant1 & mee consultant2 join ayina project 10 years gaa chesindi manamee... Nuvvu unchithe entha...peeekxithe entha.... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42067 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Thank you so much for the offer...we like the bench.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzk3OSLQTOI | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42066 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Idi current project sitution... Old consultants emi chestunnaru : Now...for next '5' years...at variour other projects.. Congress : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxv2LVXpPR8 | ||
| King Junior Artist Username: King Post Number: 687 Registered: 08-2013 Posted From: 66.128.17.136 Rating: N/A |
Please read the below conversation and answer the question :- Consultant No 3 - ON BENCH Consultancy HR to Consultant 3 - We bloated your Resume, did proxy interviews for you and got you Job. You could not sustain in your job for more than 2 hours. Please pack your bags and leave immediately Consultant No 3 to Consultancy HR: Sorry Shir, give give another chance. I will try again Consultancy HR to Consultant no 3: Nope, That was not the first time. We gave you another chance and made you PM for internal project and you miserably failed. Please pack your bags. Your H1 revoked Consultant No 3 to Consultancy HR: Shaar, Shaar, Shaar ..Please Shaar Consultancy HR to Consultant No 3: Nuvvu kurcho ra pula chokka, nee valla accomadation, food, mandhu anni bokka. QuestionWho is the poola chokka? | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42065 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Managers Status meeting with Project Director (Modi) : ------------------------------------------------------- Manager 1 : we selected and assigned the tasks to consultant 1 (CBN) and he will deliver in next 5 years.. Manager 2 : we selected and assigned the tasks to consultant 2 (KCR) and he will deliver in next 5 years.. Project Director :  Naaakayyani teladhu...I want the output rite now.....I say...lekapothe naa sangathi telsusu gaa...tokki petti naaara teesthaa.... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42064 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 2 (KCR) : ------------------------ KCR : Task chala simble madam.... Manger : Enti nee conpidence... KCR : naa total 10 years experience lo nenu pani chesindi just 10 days...antha Titala meeda...Emotions meeda nee work chesaa madam...it's a peice of cake for me.. you know...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42063 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
COnsultant 2 : KCR -------------------- Manger : Hi KCR how are you..glad to meet you? KCR : it's my pleasure. Manger : Here is the Telangana project you assigned to...I wish you best of luck... Let me tell you about the project and your scope of work : ----------------------------------------------------------- 1) Get our Talngana share from pakka team seemandra... 2) Keep a fighting mode always with them..to get our stuff. 3) Enni vaatalu laagithe neeku anni increments anattu... 4) Always talk some rubbish to maintain fighting status...with them 5) Grab as much as you can always..by supressing those methani seemandhra peopel o.k are you comfortable? | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42062 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 2 : KCR ------------------ Hi KCR. I am your manager Jackson...how are you doing? KCR : Hi madam...edo gatla...flight journey..adi chesi..ee hotels and cabs lo tirigi vollantha pulisipoyindi madam.. Manager : What hell are you talking? are you o.k KCR : sorry madam..edo journey lo tired ayyi... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42061 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 2 : KCR Hi KCR...how are you doing? KCR : Gee flight journey..gee hotel food...enti madam idantha...maa Medak lo itala undadu..  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42060 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consulntant 1 : CBN (Manger) ---------------------------- Since you agrees our terms & you are the best came among our selection process...star your job from today...and let me know the status...evary thursday meeting... All the best and once again hearty congratulations on your new assignment.. | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42059 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 1 : CBN Manager : Mari Suitcase esukoni Expenses petti Air bus lo special gaa teesukocchindi enduku anukunnavu... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42058 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Consultant 1 : CBN ---------------------- Enti inni task lu unnayya..ee project lo... maa vendor naakemi cheppaledhu enti..interview time lo... | ||
| Kuyyo_morro Hero Username: Kuyyo_morro Post Number: 15641 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 65.218.189.132 Rating: |
Consultant 99: Director, VP etc post ki apply chesa Prajalu: Ee term ki peon ga cheyyi. Next term ki company unte, peonism malli neeke. | ||
| Maverick Legend Username: Maverick Post Number: 50598 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 70.39.231.172 Rating: N/A |
orni db lo sraddhaga posts esedi evadina unte adi nuvve..aa formatting enti..aa underlining enti Happy Vizag | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42057 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
COnsultant 1 : CBN -------------------- Manger : Hi CBN how are you..glad to meet you? CBN : it's my pleasure. Manger : Here is the seemandra project you assigned to...I wish you best of luck... Let me tell you about the project and your scope of work : ----------------------------------------------------------- 1) Build a new capital for seemandra.. 2) Build new infra for seemandra.. 3) work on seemandra vata's with pakka state consultant KCR 4) WOrk on seemandhra badratha...fair share in vaatalu... 5) Land issues, water issues, issues between two states.. o.k are you comfortable? | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42056 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Rey sky annai gaa..congratulations on you new contract assignment... Maa anayya ki new skill set training classes untayi...all cong team will be in 101 coaching classes for next 5 years... Let them have some break...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42055 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 1 : CBN ---------------------- Congratulations on you new assignment. Looks like you are very happy... and had 2 blue lable bottels...and night club dance....bike ride etc... That's fine....We are gald you got selected for Seemandra project work... Jamie is your reporting manger and her is your tasks list : | ||
| Skywalker Comedian Username: Skywalker Post Number: 1181 Registered: 09-2013 Posted From: 98.221.49.66 Rating: N/A |
Coolpix annai ga Modi vacchesadu......annai ni congi ki resign chesi Bjp lo cheramanahae. Andhra Drohi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAH--7qyvhA | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42054 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 1 : CBN -------------------- o.k thanks for reporting first day at client place : Can you have a seat...you will have a team meeeting now... Do you need some water or coffee...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42053 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
2014 lo gelvadam oka ettu ayithe..deliver cheyydam anedi 2nd etthu... Can you handle these tasks...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42052 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Anni rojulu meerenaa chesedi projects...memu chestaam....maaaku ippinchandi...ippinchandi...andi saaxvanookaru... Ippudu on-site lo deliver cheyyalekapoyaaro...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42050 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 2 : KCR (TCS) Just now arrived at Chicago airport with 2 back packs and one suitcase... Your accomdation provided at "Road side Motel 6" East dinner at $10 mec chicken...and sleep.. Wake up with red eyes and report to the client tommarow at Karimnagar bhavan...  | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42049 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 1 : Infosys (TDP) : Just now arrived at kentaky airport with 2 cabbin baggages and looking for the Cab.. We will arrange you accomdataion at "Homestead studios" Report tomorrow at client place...and start working on the tasks and other deliveries... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42047 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Situation : Last 10 years IBM at on site and chesi pulihara chesina project loki... Now two new consultants...bought on site (TCS, Infosys) - TDP, TRS... | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42046 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 2 : KCR... You report at telangana bhavan and fullfill the deals and packages announced to telangana...settle the issues with pakka state seemandara..with out any voilations... Adi cheyyaledho...neee | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42045 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
Consultant 1 : CBN you asked to report for the seemandra project.... and star working on state capital...state infra.....settle bi lateral issues with neighbor state Telanga.... If you don't deliver in next 5 years....You will be transfered to Virgin Islands.. | ||
| Maverick Legend Username: Maverick Post Number: 50589 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 70.39.231.172 Rating: N/A |
nee devotion ni tagaletta.. Happy Vizag | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42044 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: |
Ika elections ayipoyaayi...Kotta Govt form chese time vacchesindi.... Pramanasweekaramu....other formolities ayipoyaka... | ||
| Ntr_rocks Moderator Username: Ntr_rocks Post Number: 66981 Registered: 04-2009 Rating: N/A |
Jai Telugu Desam ! | ||
| Coolpix Legend Username: Coolpix Post Number: 42043 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 172.245.28.160 Rating: N/A |
2014 Elections : Meeru icchina praja teerupu ki ive maaa namasumajillu lu... Winners - NDA, State : TDP, TRS congratulations..... Jayaho...Jayahooo...  |
