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Whyme
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Post Number: 7336
Registered: 09-2009
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 09:38 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Thikka_sankara:

ashton bike feat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjhQlDF-YXM



That was hilarious.. LOL
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Thikka_sankara
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 08:50 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Shikari:

lol
keka link:

fikileaks,
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Shikari
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 08:42 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
ashton bike feat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjhQlDF-YXM
http://i.imgur.com/eUYcc.gif
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Whyme
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 08:22 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
There are two things no one listens to in india these days Akashvani, Advani
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:34 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
J: Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?

B: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:31 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Teacher : which is ur favourite dish......?
AFTER MUCH THINKING
B: TATA SKY....
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:16 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
J: Babai maa kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunnam e month lo , nuvvu ravali babai
B: Avuna Congrats ra..... a function hall lo.........?
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:13 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet?..
Magesh: Jupiter
Minimol said: Saturn
B: 'Animal planet'..........B rockzz.....teacher shockzzz......
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:12 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
in Africa Safari.. A Lion, jumped on to B's wife...
wife: Shoot, shoot d loin..
B: wait, Iam putting new 'Baterry into my camera..
Silly B..
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Nenu
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Post Number: 649
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:05 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
B:When I was small, I fell down from Eiffel tower!

J: oh! did u survive or die?

B:I dnt remembr. I was too small na!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:04 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Teachr:1 yr ku 365 days aithe anduloo "RAATHRULU" enni
B:10 sir
Teachr:adelaga?
B:1 sivaRAATHRI, 9NAVARAATHRULU.!
Teacher:Arey B ga nv maravu ra......
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:04 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
After Tollywood T20match.

J: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?

B: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:03 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Okasari B palleturi ki veltadu. Akkada oka guddi musali vadu ila adugutadu - babu, idi pagala?ratra?
B- emo tata nenu e uriki kotta.
Blind old man- ori B nuvva!!!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:02 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
"My grandfather lived for
96 years & he never used
glasses"

B- "Ya, I know. Few
people drink directly frm
bottle'
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Nenu
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Post Number: 644
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 06:00 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
B: Arey tv lo naa movie vastundhi chudu.
J: Ayyo babai! current ledhu.
B: Arey jaffa, candle pettukoni chudara
J: Nuv keka babai.
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:57 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Teacher:Ganga, Godavari, Yamuna and Kaveri are the some of the rivers in INDIA

Teacher:B tell me some rivers name that are present in Pakistan?

B: Rukshana, Rubbena, Haseena and Farzan
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Methhanithodugu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:57 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
nuvvu Jai telangana Jai Pawan ...Balayya Hater va ... Balayya movie release appudu release sesthunnava joke s...diviseema will like suryakantham in you

Naaku CM Padavi PM padavi vaddu ... avi naaku tucham ...TUCHHAM TUCHHAM .I dont care even if i
am not eligible for that - MT
Jai balayya |maa ollu amayakulu |Swamy Viveka
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:56 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
B& J in Hotel:
J is about to eat a paper napkin mistaking it for a new eatable.
B vadni aapi "Vorei jaffaga, adi tinaku.......Chappaga undi."
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:55 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Principal: what u want 2becom in future?
Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor...
Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?
Student: B...!!!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:54 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
Ultimate Answer by B while changing a Job...

Interviewer: Why did U leave your last job??

B : The company shifted the office & they didn't tell me where....
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:53 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
J and B ki daarilo rendu bombs dorikaayi:
B: ivvi rendu chethullo pattukoni policelaki ichesi vadhamu.
J: avunu babai!! police station ki velle daarilo edanna oka bomb pelipothe? emi chedhaam?
B: okkate dorikindi ani abbaddam chebudhaam raa
J: nuvvu as usual rocking babai!!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:52 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
B nd J living in a house,
one night power cut.........
B :arey J candle tey raa,
J:babai fan veyyana????
B:orey telivileni vedava,tikkaloda,fan veste candle aaripotundi raa...........:D
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:51 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
J : HOLLYWOOD ante enti babai...?
B : HOLLY ante pandaga., WOOD ante chekka.. Ante mana chekka gaalla pandaga raa....

J : ooh... Nuv keeka babai...
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:50 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
A kiD was cRyin hysteRically..
So wat DiD B Do??

.
.
Puts Johnson anD Johnson's' baby shampoo in his eyes & says

"No moRe tears..".!!
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:49 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
J: Babai dipavali samanlu endapettaventi ? varsham padtundi kada.

B: mari ala chustavera jaffa velli godugu pettu.

J: Babai........needi burre burra.
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:48 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
A REPORTER WAS TAKING B'S INTERVIEW

REPORTER:-HOW DO U FEEL WHEN U HEAR B JOKES.

B:- WHO SAID THEY WERE JOKES?
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Nenu
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Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2014 - 05:48 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)
B: That girl is deaf
J: How do you know?
B: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new
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