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Gandhiguevara
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Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2010 - 04:00 am:       

Ding dong...
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 06:40 pm:       


Desparado:



Jp_rocks:


despo and jp-rayirappa tammullu....

direction istey yegaratam kaadu....being involved in such projects which were hard to test until production (might sound strange but i experienced two such projects and one of them was architected by me;)...i said that...rest mee vignatha...
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 06:19 pm:       


Desparado:

I agree DC is one of the most sesible DBers....Evarino kinchaparchalani ee thread vesi vundadu.....MPV jenalaki oka direction iccadu inga andharu polo mani follow avuthunaru


okkokkadi SARDUBATU chusava..lol man..freaking hilarious.......kodalu thappu cheste puttinti vallu ochi cover chesinattu chestunnaru..

if the developer knew what the darn requirement was, he would've known how to test the code......his statement is actually v funny - it only implies he has no damn idea abt the requirement..
 

Desparado
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 06:10 pm:       


Jp_rocks:

DC edo feeling cheppadu..daniki janalochi antha covering deniki


I agree DC is one of the most sesible DBers....Evarino kinchaparchalani ee thread vesi vundadu.....MPV jenalaki oka direction iccadu inga andharu polo mani follow avuthunaru
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 06:03 pm:       

janalu andaru bhujalu thadumukuntunnattundi ee thread lo

DC edo feeling cheppadu..daniki janalochi antha covering deniki
 

Dreamcatcher
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 04:32 pm:       


Moviefan84:


Aayana edo integrated test ayyentha varaku confidence ledu ane meaning tho cheppi vuntadu.. Nuvvu daaniki intha rachcha cheyyala brotheru? Inka thread mooseyyi.




Tammudu/Annay, nenu eppudo moosesina kaani, I said what I thought was funny. Andariki adi funny avvaalani ledu kada.

Mod/Admin garu,

Please delete this thread. Thanks in advance.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 04:26 pm:       


Dreamcatcher:

Coding chesinodiki work chestundo ledo telvaka pothe inka evvariki teslutundi?




Aayana edo integrated test ayyentha varaku confidence ledu ane meaning tho cheppi vuntadu.. Nuvvu daaniki intha rachcha cheyyala brotheru? Inka thread mooseyyi.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 04:13 pm:       

oka five years back, nenu oka chinna hyd company lo seniour hw/network engineer ni, nenu padi dhaaka pedda AMC contracts inka 15 to 18 engineers ni handle chesevaadini. aptlo Hyd lo oka pedda defence public ltd company naa handover lo undedhi. Andulo naluguru maa company engineerlu panichesevaaru. (konchemu sontha dabba kottukoneendi nannu

Oka saari akkada fibre optics 2kms elukalu kottesthe, issue peddadi ayinaka, thappani sari ayi vellanu. Konchamu sepu work chesi, maa kurrollu unde room ki vellanu. maa engineerlu antha pagalabadi navvutha kanipinchaaru. entra baabu vishyamu ante chepparu, oka importatent call close avaledhu, akkadi computer section manager maa vollani pilichi adigithe eellu chepparu, oka particuler driver problem undi andhuke close kaaledu ani. Ventane vaadu phone theesi, vehicle section ki call chesi, naaku urgent gaa oka driver kaavali pampinchandi annadanta!!!!

Nenu kuda chaala sepu ala navvuthune unna...Govt org jarigedhi idhe, vedhavalu sweepers kinda ledha lebour kinda join avutharu, aadi kaallu eedi kaallu pattukoni reguler service loki vacchestaru. Konni rojula tarwatha managerlu aipotharu... mana karma... aadu computer section manager aadiki driver ante ento theliyadu.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 03:21 pm:       


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adhi kaadhule vaadante ye moolo neeku kopam andhukani kasi tho baaga navveskoni untav :-) ikkada thed veyyagaane realise ayyuntav andhulo funny emundhan




Super analysis boss.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 03:21 pm:       


Woodpecker:

deenilo comedy emundi




Coding chesinodiki work chestundo ledo telvaka pothe inka evvariki teslutundi?
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 02:31 pm:       


Dreamcatcher:

:-) Lite. The way he said it in the meeting was funny. That is why I posted it.



adhi kaadhule vaadante ye moolo neeku kopam andhukani kasi tho baaga navveskoni untav :-) ikkada thed veyyagaane realise ayyuntav andhulo funny emundhani :D
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 02:22 pm:       


Dreamcatcher:

I have completed coding for this requirement, but don't know how to check if it is working or not".




deenilo comedy emundi
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 02:01 pm:       


Rasputin:

"Option undi sare, but how do you start that job/process" ani malli adigaaru..

Nenu inkaa serious gaa "You click on that option" ani cheppaa...




Nuvvu cheppindi vinte.. naaku naa inter lo physics viva gurthochchindi guru..

Maa physics lecturer asked me a question:

Lecturer: What is specific conductance?

Myself: (Thakkuna definition gurthuku raaledu.. but formula gurtundi). It is the reciprocal of specific resistance sir.

Lecturer: Ok, then what is specific resistance?

Myself : (oho.. ee route lo vachchada anukuni..) it is the reciprocal of specific conductance sir annanu.

Lecturer: (Mana Brahmi lanti expression petti )Nuvventayyaa.. Marjaalam ante pilli.. pilli ante maarjaalam antaavu..

Aa time lo aayana expression pettina theeru.. cheppina vidhaanam gurthochchinappudalla picha picha gaa navvukuntaa nenu. LOL
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 01:53 pm:       


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chass thed anavasaranga dhenamma prathokkad dhobbuthunnad




LOLLL.. okkadante okkadu kuda support cheyyadu kada. Line katti maree dobbestunnattundi.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 12:55 pm:       

Serious gaa meeting lo discssuion jaruguthuntey...

"XYZ ela jaruguthundi" ani adigaaru maa printer lo.

Nenu "Phala menu lo ee option untundi" ani cheppa...

"Option undi sare, but how do you start that job/process" ani malli adigaaru..

Nenu inkaa serious gaa "You click on that option" ani cheppaa...

Andaroo vipareetham gaa navvevaraku naaku artham kaaledu nenu emi thappu chesthunnano...

Malli realize ayyi...so & so file lo ee function call chesthey aa process start avuthundi ani cheppaa.
GreatBong: The old Sachin radiated heat. The new Sachin gives light. But he still remains the sun
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 12:43 pm:       

inka darunam code prod lo velli bugs vastunte support team lo papaa idi nenu rayaledu naku naku teledu ani anindhi meeting lo
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lol, problem entantey chala departments lo production support ki transition cheyadam undadhu. that's a big problem
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 12:41 pm:       

inka darunam code prod lo velli bugs vastunte support team lo papaa idi nenu rayaledu naku naku teledu ani anindhi meeting lo
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 11:48 am:       


Dreamcatcher:

:-) Lite. The way he said it in the meeting was funny. That is why I posted it.




frnd okadu, graph yela geesav antey penchil tho ani cheppad...kiki
నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 11:46 am:       


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chass thed anavasaranga dhenamma prathokkad dhobbuthunnad




:-) Lite. The way he said it in the meeting was funny. That is why I posted it.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 11:16 am:       


Dreamcatcher:



chass thed anavasaranga dhenamma prathokkad dhobbuthunnad :-(
NBK action istam like better than chiru - Adaviramudu
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 11:04 am:       


Raogaru:

some times you cant even dream of testing before prod due to the nature of the app....




idi lock chesuko Dream babai... may be the way he said made you laugh, i think its quite common :-)
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:55 am:       


Dreamcatcher:

I have completed coding for this requirement, but don't know how to check if it is working or not". Navva apukoleka chacha. :-)




quite common....light teesuko...some times you cant even dream of testing before prod due to the nature of the app....
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:54 am:       


Mpv:

When multiple modules
are going on at same time people code first and wait for other module ...


Niku ardam kaka navvava?




That is dependency, you can mention that differently saying waiting to test after the dependency is met. His intention was to say, there is no way to verify that his code change is working.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:54 am:       

oka workflow lo chinna checkbox set chesi and logic add cheyyamani req ayithay...and if it is a complex workflow, kurrod edho jus guidance kosam adigi untaadu
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:53 am:       


Dreamcatcher:

but don't know how to check if it is working
or not




not possible to test at this point anemo meaning..:-)
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:52 am:       


Chiru786:

nuvvu team leader aa ...




Kaadu, enduku doubt vachindi?
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:52 am:       

I think most of the people work like that...

When multiple modules are going on at same time people code first and wait for other module ...


Niku ardam kaka navvava?
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:50 am:       


Dreamcatcher:




nuvvu team leader aa ...
 

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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 10:46 am:       

Morning status meeting lo oka developer annadu..."I have completed coding for this requirement, but don't know how to check if it is working or not". Navva apukoleka chacha. :-)

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