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Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3271 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye. Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Can you Tell why She did it Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY… Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3270 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
Santa: I am going ka matlab batao. Banta: Main ja raha hoon what Santa Said Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata. Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Nanigadu Side Hero Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 4816 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4 Rating: N/A |
obviously their home is her work place When you point a fingre at some body remember that there are three fingers pointing at you and one finger pointing at God | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3269 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
Maid: So what is the problem? You all use Your work telephones and same with me  Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3268 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. On a Saturday morning after breakfast. Dad (Family head) : People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone, I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mom: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile. Now everyone is looking at the Maid. What did she say ???? Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Gandhiguevara Side Hero Username: Gandhiguevara Post Number: 6165 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 98.210.96.94 Rating: N/A |
 Good one!!! | ||
Stig Comedian Username: Stig Post Number: 1339 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 67.80.101.77 Rating: N/A |
Illantide oo sari Love lo abbayilu matrame Devdas lu enduku avutaru ante ... Ammayilaki Gaddem peragadu kabatti ani answer vachhindi !! ------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
Anand_n Side Hero Username: Anand_n Post Number: 7118 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 167.24.104.150 Rating: N/A |
ROFL - smart girl  aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale | ||
Mikkymouse Side Hero Username: Mikkymouse Post Number: 4356 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 216.111.115.3 Rating: N/A |
ee question easy gane undhi. Choosina ventane answete thattindhi. MT garu adhigina questions ki answeres ventane thattaledhu. Edhuruga answere unnadam valla think cheyyaledhu cheppagalano ledho. Elantivi ventane answere evvakunda konni cheppandi. Bhavunnayi. | ||
Simba Comedian Username: Simba Post Number: 1034 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
Okasari maa papa ki edho cheptoo, madhyalo oka example iccha. Nenu: Pilli paalu thegetappudu, kallu mooskuntundhi, thinking that nobody is noticing him Maa ammayi: But pappa!! How do you know what the cat thinks? Nenu:  | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3266 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
Lateral thinking Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Anand_n Side Hero Username: Anand_n Post Number: 7115 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 167.24.104.150 Rating: N/A |
I was asked this in my first job interview - cracked both the question and the interview
Reminded me of a hilarious retort by my younger one. Think I have related this anecdote int he DB a couple time but here goes again... He was 3 and his older brother was trying to teach him addition... Big bro : You have 2 pens and I give you 3 more - how many will you have ? Lil bro : 5 Big bro : You have 2 candies and I give you 4 more, what will you have A huge grin comes up on the lil guy's face and he quips.. A tummy ache aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale | ||
Junior Artist Username: Twitter Post Number: 768 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.208 Rating: N/A |
ilanti answers ki kasta padatam endhuku 3vik cinemalu choosthe cheppeyyocchu simpluu.. | ||
Desparado Comedian Username: Desparado Post Number: 1190 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 71.52.0.117 Rating: N/A |
bingo | ||
Desparado Comedian Username: Desparado Post Number: 1189 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 71.52.0.117 Rating: N/A |
nope meeru edo oka roju IAS opicer avutharu kani eesaari mathramu kadhu | ||
Chivuks Side Hero Username: Chivuks Post Number: 6351 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 64.103.239.23 Rating: N/A |
ok for a while i thought .. both father and son were brought to the hospital .. it is his mother then .. the doc i mean | ||
Bunty717 Side Hero Username: Bunty717 Post Number: 7187 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 161.185.151.155 Rating: N/A |
he is a father but not the father of the other guy in the car | ||
Desparado Comedian Username: Desparado Post Number: 1188 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 71.52.0.117 Rating: N/A |
nope ..doctor never said oh my god he is my grand son | ||
Chivuks Side Hero Username: Chivuks Post Number: 6348 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 64.103.239.23 Rating: N/A |
the doctor is the grand father | ||
Desparado Comedian Username: Desparado Post Number: 1185 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 71.52.0.117 Rating: N/A |
good one baagunaayi anthaku mundhu eppudo chadivinattu gurthu thanks for sharing let me add one more A father and son were travelling in car ...and they met a terrible accident....father dies on the spot n the son is rushed to the hospital... doctur at the hospital says "oh my god he is my son" Can u explain?????? answer comming in my next post... | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 3237 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.89.31 Rating: N/A |
mme link Jokes bagunnai IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS* Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very h ard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper ) Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A: Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A: It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round..... No one will GET second chance to impress.... Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ... Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? This is a moral/ethical dilem ma that was once ac tually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer? He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box." Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?" The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir" Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant. Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband. Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you? Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" He got selected. You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before. (Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet) Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U" Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc... But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing N arakasura. In Dusavata ar, Krishnavatha ar comes after Raa mavatha ar. So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all! Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files." Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that "••••• r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask....." And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ....... This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ... "THINK OUT OF BOX" } Methhani-thodugu- SOFTWEAR ~ SOFTWARE | ||
Chodiganji Junior Artist Username: Chodiganji Post Number: 189 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 122.169.184.152 Rating: N/A |
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