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Chodiganji Junior Artist Username: Chodiganji Post Number: 49 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 202.153.40.165 Rating: N/A |
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivewhite, they'll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby. and lastly…………….. 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby 10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women requiwhite to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone Source : http://forums.duckyvideos.com/yetanotherforum/default.aspx?g =posts&m=186&#post186 |