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Ustad
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 03:19 pm:       

ROFL...Manam TFI lo kwamedy gurinchi discuss chesatam kaani ella kwamedy ni kotte vallu leeru
 

Kamal
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 03:07 pm:       


Only'truth' (post 58485) - tellalists chesina vaatiki amaayaka muslims ni champadam india lo aacharaam
 

Stig
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 10:42 am:       

From Comments !!
reminds me so much of 2012 and the director’s reason not to destroy the Meccah (he wouldn’t want to be chased with a fatwa on his name…) !!
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Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !!
 

Nihil
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 10:30 am:       

It keeps getting better and better

Kinda post ki vere vadi reply choodandi.

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do you really think youd get to suck the breasts of the women you find attractive? youd have to suck the “boob juice” of every woman in the office, or maybe the ugly ones should just be fired?
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hehehehe
 

Nihil
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 10:27 am:       

Kinda comments chadavandi- they are even more hilarious than the list

couple of them

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I especially loved that no.1 was “intergalactically mocked” – as if any aliens cruising past also agreed that he was a nutjob: possibly he saved the human race by convincing them we’re too stupid even to eat
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Wow muslims certainly are thick as pig shit! No wonder they have all these suicide bombers, id kill myself too if i had that crap fed down my throat everyday , except the part about sucking chicks boobs at work , that would beat the crap out of coffee breaks! hahaha omg i cant get over it hahaha hot chick boob juice at work! where do i sign HAHAHA!! those crazy muslims!
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Johnny_quest
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 10:00 am:       

why there is no fatwa on using AK 47 etc, coz there were no weapons during mohd time.

ABC idiots
 

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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:45 am:       

asaalu....i cannot stop laughing about that mickymouse fatwa......vaadu malleee ambassador.....
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
 

Johnny_quest
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:42 am:       


Nihil:


frocking hilarious
 

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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:23 am:       

I think Mickey Mouse is annoying but what did Jerry ever do to that .

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one of the comments on that page.....

i wanted to ask the same question actually...
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
 

Nihil
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:16 am:       

Palava

Thokkuladaku.... mee office lo nuvvu kooda no.1 fatwa type okati jaree chey... antha set avutundi :P

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Film_fan
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:12 am:       

very funny....

football....dhi naaku nacchindi.....

nudity and sex and mickymouse...also good.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
 

Pavala
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:07 am:       

nhil tamud h r u....db lo donation doctur kurrol nannu kukka d'lu eduthunnar ee madhya...
Thatha dhi age 82/83 years, vrudhaapyam, BP, bypass, etc valla vachhina natural death, vennupotu valla kaadhu - N_U tamud
"mumaith khan time lo inkaa 'gu gu gu gu gudisundhi' paatalu choosthoo weekends gaduputhunnaaru janam anukutunnaaraa ??": pulp tamud to doctur garu
 

Nihil
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:02 am:       

Man... I am laughing my arse off since this afternoon reading this.

Read this... these are not fictious, they are 100% real reported in Media over the last few years.

read this hilarious list here :http://listverse.com/2010/02/25/top-10-bizarre-or-ridiculous -fatwas/

My favorite picks- A former ambassador to US from Suadi arabia had issued a fatwa against cartoon " Micky mouse" claiming it as " satan's soldier" - ROFL


and this one is takes the cake-

The Fatwa: Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace

In May 2007, Ezzat Attiya wondered how unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together. His answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime. Attiya’s ruling was intergalactically mocked, and quickly condemned on the homefront as well. He was later suspended from his job, pilloried in Arab newspapers, and issued a hasty retraction saying it was a “bad interpretation of a particular case.”

I don't have any problem with this .....This is cherry on the top, pun intended :P

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