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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 04:43 pm:       

Hegmathiyar will be back soon...technical glitch....audience ni patience ga undamani request sesthunnam...
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 01:47 pm:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

khul(open) buddd(mind) inn(ed) khulbuddhin = open minded




budda ante .. mind aa
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 01:34 pm:       

Bump for ElKhan!

Hegma saheb ni FBI vaallu attukellaara interrogation ki? Ikkada audience lolli sesi sesi neerasam vassi bajjunnaaru!
A Winner never quits, a quitter never wins!!
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:19 am:       


Paga_babai_paga:

Good annaa. Meru alaa vunnaru.


aa edho bandi nadusthundhi chaaalu, naaku ye seperate statu(state) avasaram ledhu.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:13 am:       


Kingaa_bongaa:

tamud , elaa vunnaa




Good annaa. Meru alaa vunnaru.
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:13 am:       


Dhaarkaar:

southpark lo mr.garrison with mr.Hat type lo vundhi setting...




Adhurs - An Insurance Industry hit in Demolished centers
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:11 am:       


Dhaarkaar:

southpark lo mr.garrison with mr.Hat type lo vundhi setting...



A Winner never quits, a quitter never wins!!
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:10 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

but my goat has to signal yes or no b4 i can answer ur question...so goat the has the final say in getting ur answers.....


southpark lo mr.garrison with mr.Hat type lo vundhi setting...
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:07 am:       

Hegmathiyar Khulbuddhin_____

My dear frens......wonderful to see u all here.....as u know iam ur hegmathiyar khulbuddhin......in my tongue arabic it means
Hegmathiyar ( he g(got) matih(brain) yar(frenly) (he got a frenly brain)

khul(open) buddd(mind) inn(ed) khulbuddhin = open minded
so iam ur frenly open minded godly man....
....and dont stop me when iam talking ....and once iam done u can ask me any question.... but my goat has to signal yes or no b4 i can answer ur question...so goat the has the final say in getting ur answers.....
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:05 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:


naaku antha brain power ledhu kaanee

ee thed paramaartham cheppesei naaku
Adhurs - An Insurance Industry hit in Demolished centers
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:02 am:       


Paga_babai_paga:

ee Darren and Elca personal life elaa vuntundo chudali anipisthundi. I am not abusing anybody.


tamud , elaa vunnaa, aa creativity ki idharki namassullamaalikalu.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 11:00 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

background song...khwaja meri khwaja


I object..intha crude manishiki intha soft song..I reject
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:59 am:       

ee Darren and Elca personal life elaa vuntundo chudali anipisthundi. I am not abusing anybody.
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:57 am:       

ee bolls prayer lo darren kurrod NN lo balayya laaga ooogudu start chesaad..."bolls bolls bolls " - chorus for darren
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:55 am:       

OK all audience settle down....and no female audience allowed cause hegmathiyars language is crude just like his truth.....
Hegmathiyar is in da house starting with his ritual prayer....everyone stand up and hold ur balls with ur left hand and look towards the ceiling and point ur right hand towards the ceileing....this pose means " Oh lord...we love our balls to death....but when it comes to u we dont even care our balls....we would squeeze our balls to death but we wont let u down"....
anyone problem with this ritual can walk out....they have no right to listen to hegmathiyars wisdom....
prayer is over in 30 seconds..... background song...khwaja meri khwaja
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:52 am:       

heggy inkaa raaledhu ani raallu isurthunnaar fans.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:48 am:       

pathaaka sanniveshaalu ekkada miss aipothano ani!
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idhi correct saami....

eppudu inthey.....nenu office nunchi velleylopu...avvadhu....

appatiki seppam....timings....GMT batti konchem adjusting ani....

vintey gaa.....
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:48 am:       


Humpty_dumpty:

heggy


 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:47 am:       

memuuu same boat , wait seyatledeti
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vaakey....thondara paddaa
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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:47 am:       


Kingaa_bongaa:

wait seyatledeti


Sundaraaniki thondarekkuva! :D

FF annai UK lo unnaadu kada, so aayana tension aayanadi- pathaaka sanniveshaalu ekkada miss aipothano ani!
A Winner never quits, a quitter never wins!!
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:47 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

and no....no acts of sex has occured betweem hegmathiyar n goat as reported in tabloids.....even the goat confirmed it....




how is the goat giving milk to Kulbuddin ... without having sex??
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:45 am:       


Film_fan:

veelaithey....clarify....fleez...

idantha enti?


memuuu same boat , wait seyatledeti
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:44 am:       

Kulbudin saaab ko jai bolo, Jai kulbudina saaahab.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:44 am:       

FF brother fast gaa british petroleum gas truck nee park chesin nattu unnaru
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Ya allah....

naa meedha ilanti aropanalu seyoddu.....

veelaithey....clarify....fleez...

idantha enti?
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:41 am:       

FF brother fast gaa british petroleum gas truck nee park chesin nattu unnaru
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:39 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

give him a round of applause



Db ki ostanaada ippudu?
Adhurs - An Insurance Industry hit in Demolished centers
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:39 am:       

khulbuddhin hegmathiyar
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inthaki...evarni pilusthunnav? Kamal na?
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:39 am:       

elca mama...heggy kee best wishes from moradabad MP jijju bhai
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:37 am:       

Elca miyan, bakwaas bandh karke Hegmathiyar saheb ko bolnedho! Hum thayaar hein!
A Winner never quits, a quitter never wins!!
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:32 am:       


Kingaa_bongaa:

tamud ee kulbudin neeku emavuthaadu?


spiritual guru...i have two...one darren n one hegmathiyar....even darren calls him guru
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:30 am:       

tamud ee kulbudin neeku emavuthaadu?
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
My Name is Kingu, I'm not a Bongu
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:28 am:       


Chivuks:

aa goat .. aada .. maga??


aada....hegmathiyar lived only on goat milk during his world tour.... he drank goat milk for breakfast...ate goat cheese for lunch n dinner.... and no....no acts of sex has occured betweem hegmathiyar n goat as reported in tabloids.....even the goat confirmed it....
now if u all r done hegmathiyar can speak....
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:25 am:       


Kish:

Goat ni sankana pettukuni enduku poyaadu? Adhi aayana pet aa? :D




some people say goat is hegmathiyars pet...
some people say hegmathiyar is the goats pet...
so if u all set
hegmathiyar can do his bit....
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:22 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

after drowning himself in the carnal pleasures of lust n sex n orgasxms n multiple orxgasms one day he decided thats it I have to do something with my life and he took his goat and travelled around




aa goat .. aada .. maga??
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:18 am:       


Elcaminocapastrino:

he took his goat and travelled around world



Goat ni sankana pettukuni enduku poyaadu? Adhi aayana pet aa? :D

Jalsa lo "gootle" meaning gurthosthundi ani seppaku! :D
A Winner never quits, a quitter never wins!!
 

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:15 am:       

is going to talk about some most relevant n important l life changing issues from this week....
all his view points are his personal perspectives so u dont attack the channel of elcamino live for his ramblings....

who is khulbuddhin hegmathiyar???
He is scholar from UP a disciple of mullah nasruddhin...when he was young he lusted for begum noorjahan and after drowning himself in the carnal pleasures of lust n sex n orgasxms n multiple orxgasms one day he decided thats it I have to do something with my life and he took his goat and travelled around world learning cultures n reading people gaining wisdom....his book "I suck...so do U" was NY times best seller for 2 hours....

We welcome Hegmathiyar and to day he chose to talk about
"Celibacy , Sex, abstinence in saints,mullahs ,priests n popes"....

give him a round of applause.....

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