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Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 06:50 pm:       

andaru memu seyam ane septharu :D

nenu vachi 4 months ayyindhi...appude andulo chala chesestunaa!! :-))
 

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Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 04:30 pm:       

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.- Never did this, i always carry cash india, but try to use cards in big shops, since cant carry that much cash

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
- Yes i do that since i have been being do that even when i was in india,

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath- Nope

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'- even dont do that in US, wife always scolds to say that

17. Says Hey instead of Hi- sometimes no every time
Says Yogurt instead of Curd- nope
Says Cab instead of Taxi- nope
Says Candy instead of Chocolate-nope
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit-never
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway-nope
Says got to go instead of Have to go-sometimes
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)- did that

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
- Has done that even when i was in india
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)- dont remember doing that

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times)- ru kidding me

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet- noooooooooooooooope

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee- nope

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!- dont both ways by mistake and got screwed at JFK

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions- nope

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag- came for 1week lot of times so never did it, my max time in india was 4 weeks so forget it

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.- even here eat most hot stuff, always eat biryani at bawarchi, paradise or other places

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke- cant drink regular coke so have to drink diet coke even in us

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time- only rudeness but notting else

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule- sometimes

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food- always love and try to have it

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,- r u joking
even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads- nope havent done that

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????- IN US to explain but when was in us not
we need kakarla to certify lot of Mental Kandidates
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 09:29 pm:       


Lovetilludie:

tea thagataniki velthe oka 6 ...10 rupee notes ichi ..chala inka kavala ani asked (univercell maheshbabu ad lo dailouge



tea ichinodu..... inko moodu ivvandi anaalsindi... saripoyedi
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 06:31 pm:       

anni emo kani noise pollution ki matram yes ... 1 week patu bayata tiragadam chana kashtam

luggage bag stickers ikkada kuda teeyaledu eppudu ... India lo flight journies takkuva kadaa(okappudu) aa chusinodiki konchem vinta anipinchocchu

schedule-skejule, zee-zed lantivi naa laa chetta skools kakunda manchi skool lo chadivina andaru antaru kadaa(nenu ikkadaki vachina kottalo sugar anevadini, instead of shugar) ... adii mari

India lo asalu sodas ye tagaledu, ikkade padu alavatu

years patu teepi tini tini chachipoina naluka ki manta tagilte avoid cheyyara?

jet lag anedi depends on person ... nenu India-US vachinaa 1 week edo lokam lo
untaa

IST ni emo kani DST was funny many times ... neneppudu tittale

sneezes-excuse me -funny ... idi complaint aa? evaro mari palleturi batch la undi

about deosprays - lol, India lo 2 times bath cheyyakapote batakagalamaa?

nakinkaa kilometers, centigrades, kgs , road ekkadam lantive alavatu :D ... weather.com open chesinaa centigrade lo chustaa

hi/hey, yogurt/curd, cab, chacolate, cookie ... max 1-2 days ... anni set autai (first 2 days money exchange kuda confusion ... INdia lo anni expensive annattu anipistai)

roads, 1st week narakame ... evadu evarni guddutaro ani ...

:D
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 06:28 pm:       

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
>>Never, infact afraid of using..dont know if it is safe to use in normal hotes/shops...afraid of misuse.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
>>never depended on mineral water, first day early morning land avutooney...intilo tap water... one time between airport to home madylao...water taagi irani tea...

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
>>no. in usa i use more.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
>>no used this...but in india others say "satyam...satayussu..etc words"

17. Says Hey instead of Hi
Says Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
>>NA. Even now (after 10 years in usa...i use some of the indian words when among indians.). Some how i feel "hey" is kind of awkward word.

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
>>polution...can't escape to crib...coz the situation is like that in hyd. if i go to villages..it is quite opposite...just fall in love with village atmosphere.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
>>not used to miles in usa (same case with temperature...not used to F) but i have to use. still if anyone asks how far is your village from xyz town...i say in km's


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
>>yes...same thing happens when some one from india comes to usa...so no point in considering this

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
>> So far never worried about fat in usa. so in india forget about it.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee.
>>only in usa Zee...but in india "zed".

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
>>even now sometimes i go with dd/mm/yyyy and then strike it off...and follow mm/dd/yyyy. in india love to use dd/mm/yyyy (old habits never die).

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.
>>Road conditions...yes sure.

when we drive in nj or some downtowns...we/i compare them with indian roads and always say that now-indian roads are better than these roads.

...we have similar words/sentences here ex: we in usa use "he got this X minites thing" where X is 5/10/15 minutes that a candidate is late. so it is everywhere....

(i use ist only among indians...never in a group of us/non-indian guys... never ever say bad things abt india in presence of foreigners)

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
>>my traveling habits are bit different. when i go to india never feel jet lag..it is easy to get adjusted...but when i come back here...it will take a week to get adjusted.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
>>never. may be when i become old (then the place does not matters)

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.
>>Same as above...no fat/diet/etc conscious. by gods grace so far so good.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
>>NA

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
>>here i will be conscious to pronounce as skedule...in india bindaaas....say schedule...

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
>>Never...from the first day of landing...will be langing for dhaba food...

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,
even after 4 months of arrival.
>>some times yes...simply ignorance. no pride in keeping the tags. no more pride now...there are thousands from every galleee...so it works in the opposite now...not a pride but a cliche...


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
>>NA.


Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...
>>This is both directions. in usa with my colleagues i always say "when i was in india...or in india we...". same thing in india also..."in usa..." some times you simply can;t avoid...there is no pride in it but the situation demands such comparison.

ivannee naa personal opinions/...
nannu involvecheyakandi sir
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 06:06 pm:       


Razesh:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.




I don't use credit card in India at all - only debit card at ATMs and use cash

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

For kids yes- mineral or boiled water.For me if I am on a short trip yes - anything over 10 days regular water}

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

allergic to perfumes/deos so no

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

idi chinnapatinunchi alavatu

17. Says Hey instead of Hi I use Hi here unless I am talking to americans so no
Says Yogurt instead of Curd no
Says Cab instead of Taxi no
Says Candy instead of Chocolate no
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit no
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway no
Says got to go instead of Have to go no
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says yes
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.

no

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

never confused these terms as far as I can recall

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).

yes convert to dollar value - not the otherway round

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.

inka anta kealth consciousness raledu :-)

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee.

yes but catch on quick and change over

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!

yes about habitual writing no about british style

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.
IST ni ikkade tidatanu - I organize events and IST drives me nuts - road conditions no

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
never give myself the luxury of even thinking about jetlag- coffee , tea whatever is needed to get up and go from day 1 - hate the idea of wasting any of the precious little time I get in India

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
reverse is true - road meda chat - no a/c restaurant chats for me , mirapakayi bajjis

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.
ikkada kuda diet drinks muttukonu :-) so no

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
never did that - hubby does though :-)

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.

don't think so

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

already paina answer chesanu - No

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,
even after 4 months of arrival.

yes - I only remove them only when I use it for the next trip

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

still use the VIP strolley I came to US with :-)

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... }

only for things that a re significantly different - actually colleagues here complain I do the same "In India..."

But a lot of my answers may be no-s because I came here after working for 12 years in India - so pretty much set in usage of words etc. :-)

aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale
jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 06:00 pm:       


Razesh:

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.




Edhi chesta alane evarayina thummithe bless u anadam kooda.

Razesh:

Drinks and carries mineral water




Edhi chesta endhukante ekkada nundi first time india vellinappudu normal water thagaka bane teda chesindhi. So health conscious ani kadhu kaanee velle 2,3 weeks padaka veste enka velladam waste ani.

Razesh:

Says O instead of Zero




Razesh:

Says all the distances in Miles




Razesh:

says X, Y, Zee.




Eka pi moodu aithe alavatulo porapatuga appudappudu vachestayi kaanee all the time kavu.

Mighatavi evi cheyya ledhu.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 03:03 pm:       

1,2,6, 10,9,12partly,13,19 tappithe rest yes

but mostly due to usuage of those words here not due to ego
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:58 pm:       


Razesh:


18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


idhi tappa inkemi seyyanu nen
RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:51 pm:       

atoj nee yanks pellisoopula time sangathi sebutunna
Rajashekaruni jeevitam rastraniki ankitam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZAebuKrdjs&feature=player_embedded#
Rajanna Amar Hai.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:49 pm:       


Ravino786:

eedu bombay lo pani settu manalni mosam setunadani pilla ni kuda ivaledhu




guruji meeku already pelli aiyindi anni ivvaledu pilla ni

aiyna pila ni ichi atu telangana kaka atu andhra kaka enduku anukoni vuntaru...
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:46 pm:       

Nenu edi seyyanu...infact many think iam bluffing saying i work in US...eedu bombay lo pani settu manalni mosam setunadani pilla ni kuda ivaledhu
Rajashekaruni jeevitam rastraniki ankitam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZAebuKrdjs&feature=player_embedded#
Rajanna Amar Hai.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:42 pm:       


Razesh:

tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.



In this db, there's always someone watching you!!
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:39 pm:       

13,16 and 18 sestha nenu
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 02:24 pm:       


Razesh:


okkati kooda seyyanu eetillo, eee saari kalsinappudu judge seyyi nuvve. mineral water only hotels and trvel lo, intlo normal water. food any dhaba any hotel lo thintaaam, pillalki kooda adhe thinpisthaaam.
Manaki Manam Kingu, Choosevallaki Bongu.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:58 pm:       

Nenu return from abroad inkaa ledu kaabatti ikakdaki ochaaka elaa change ayyano cheptaaa



21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel Naa wallet lo at the max oka 2$ untaayi ante. Whereever you go credit card geekings ikkada. India lo 500 ki takkuva undedi kaadu

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. ikkadaki ochaaka water mineral water ee, kaani food maatram nana gaddi tintunna. No health consciousness at all

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. Rojuki two times batch chestha daily

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. ikakdaki ochaaka baaga alavaatu aipoindi. Yes

17. Says Hey instead of Hi
Says Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four) ee 17th point antha nenu ikakda use chestha. Nuvvu taxi, highway ani raasinavi soosi gurthochindi. India lo ilaa anevaallam kadaa ani

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out. Maa manager wife and daughter India elli ochaaru. Valla intiki elli elaa undi trip ante aayana wife ichina answer â pollution baaga ekkuva undi. Tattukolakapoya. I was surprised. India lo putti perigi for 20+ years kontha gap tarvaatha India elthe pollution tattukolekapoyaaranta

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) okkasari aalochinchaa ippudu. Maa apartment ki gym ki entha dooram ani. Naaku tattindi somewhere around 2.5 miles. Adi kilometers lo entha ani aalochisthe convert cheyyalekapoyaa

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times). ikkadaki ochina kotha 6â sub 3$ ante vaammo 120 roopayala anukunevaadini. Peteedi multiply with conversion rate. Ippudu adi cheyyanu.

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet. edi konna, no. of calories, fat content anni choostha ikkada

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee. after I came here, I never used zed. Always zee. Yes, India lo ollatho maatadinappudu kooda zee ane use chesaa

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!! nenu MM/DD raastha

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions. I guess not

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff. for sure. Mirapakaya bajji muttukonu kooda muttukolenu

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke. no, juice :D

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule. yes. Nenu skejule ee anta

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. no

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,
even after 4 months of arrival. Otherway round, nenu India ninchi ochinappudu unna stikers inkaa unnayi

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. may be

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN??????? otherway round, my lead always asks me, what do u call this in India, how do you make this in India, How does this work, how does that work, etc
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:42 pm:       

list lo rendu add sesko . "evaraina thummithe Bless you antaru " and
"ae door nundaina exit ayyaka followers kosam open chesi pattukovatam "
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:39 pm:       


Razesh:



thed peru after returning from abroad ane kante after returning from USA aithe 100% suit ayyedhi :-)
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:29 pm:       

When in Rome, be a Roman type manam

Credit card endhi saami..chasss. vellina prathi saari, intiki vachaaka, amma ni cash adugutha...katham, kummadamey inka. Digina second bike teesukuni tiragaali.

desam velli "hey, h r u" antaara? kikiki..sare le.
tummi nappudu excuse me ani definite ga antaanu, evaraina tummithey "God bless" or pillalu ayithe "chiranjeeva" antaa.

NJ lo unnaka roads gurinchi complain sethey sendalanga untadhi.

evaraina adigithey gaani US gurinchi cheppanu.

Jetlag oka roju untadhi definite ga naaku. As I cannot sleep in flight.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:27 pm:       


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nuvvicchina list okaktantey okkati kodoa manaki set ayyedi ledu ra..... :D.... okka thumminappudu excuse me thappithey :D

migathavi anni nellore ayina nevada ayina ...mana route sam :D
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 01:26 pm:       


Razesh:



Agniparvatham:


 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 12:40 pm:       


Politricks:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. ----- BOCHHU kuda vaadanu!




Bochhu teesukoru kadha...andhukani vaadi undavu....:=)
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 12:23 pm:       


Ruj:

nenu maa snehithulu..




meeru ippude ilaa vunnarante...aa vayasulo sampesi vundetollu
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 12:23 pm:       


Razesh:

Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.



idhi engg time nundi nenu chesedhe...naaku chamatlu ekkuva...oka december january nelalu tapa migitha samayam antha tittukuntuu undevadini..:D
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 12:22 pm:       

indulo konni busssssss...avi india lo unapudu kooda charchinchukuneve..kaani paatinchukoru..adhe US nundi tirigi vachi comment chesthe mathram NRI kabatti pose ra babu eediki anattu choostharu...aa listlo road conditions, pollution gurinchi inter nundi maatladukune valam nenu maa snehithulu..
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:41 am:       


Razesh:

mukyamga ravino....
Road lo vucha posi ... "aada poyyalem ittaaa" annaadu



 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:37 am:       


Agniparvatham:




Nuvvu DB member endhi :D shakeela pedha manishayinappudu oka saari choosaa DB lo.... :D

Mamuluga migathaa vaalla sangathi...mukyamga ravino....

Road lo vucha posi ... "aada poyyalem ittaaa" annaadu

zero O, thine prathi food ki calories lekkeyyatam, z badhulu Gee, skedule ivanni picha pichagaa choosaa
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:35 am:       


Razesh:


8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.



last year ellinppudu itne spicy food thinali ani full enthu lo mirchi bajji order chesi thinna.. kadupu manta, heart burn tho chala suffer ayina..

Generally naaku india ellina first week motham indigestion and lack of appetite isues untai ..2nd week nunchi adjust avuthunna ane time ki return prayanam time ayithadi.
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:34 am:       


Razesh:

Mana DB members ni choosina experience tho chepthunna....pakka list idhi...bhale kanipettaadu evado kaani




 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:33 am:       


Agniparvatham:

ee sari mattadinappuduu neekuu conference nalugu banda buthulu dhobbu




pettu conf marchipokundaaa....itu vostaanu , anni maanestaanu ani sollu denki malli elli chiru pakkana jeraadu...
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:30 am:       


Politricks:

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... ----Artham kaale!




Idhe America lo ayithe....idhe akkadaithe...ani sollu modhalettatam
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:29 am:       


Agniparvatham:

Nee yanks Rajesh, eppudina naaku thelishi ee 21 loo okkati kuda follow kani sudden gaa edhina toungue slip ayithe thappithe ..... nuvvu cheppu atleast 6 trips loo kalishi untavu kadhaaaa ..




rendu moodellaki India vachevaalla gurinchi matladedhi.... Season ticket attukoni erra bassulo thiriginattu thirigevaalla gurinchi kaadhu disco
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:28 am:       

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. ----- BOCHHU kuda vaadanu!

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.----First day kuda mineral water taaganu....but 2-3 days maa ammay ki taagipistha!

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.----Snanam chesi spray chesukunta as adi alavaatu laaga ayyindi kabatti!

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. ----- YES I WILL!

17. Says Hey instead of Hi ---- Hi ananu and Hey kuda ananu...."Yem thammudu bagunnava", Bagunnara Andi" antaanu!!
Says Yogurt instead of Curd ----- PERUGU antaanu!
Says Cab instead of Taxi ---- YES antaanu!
Says Candy instead of Chocolate ----- NO
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit ----- NO
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway ----- NO
Says got to go instead of Have to go ----- RENDU ANANU....Nenu Vellali anta!
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)----- USA lo kuda ZERO antaanu!

16) Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out. ----- Kachhitham gaa okati rendu sarlu ayithe antaanu AIR POLLUTION Gurinchi!!

15) Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) ----- NO

14)Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times)----- NO

13)Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet. ---- NO

12)When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee----- No oka sari antaanemo but artham chesukoka pothe "Zed" anta!

11)Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!! ----- NO

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions. ----- NO

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.-----1st Day kuda cheyanu!

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff. ---- YES I WILL AVOID...because of AGE!

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.----- YES I WILL!

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time. ----- NO

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule. ---- NO

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.------Vellina 2nd day GOKUL ki Potha!

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,
even after 4 months of arrival. ----- Asalu Sticker pettanu nenu!

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. ----- Bochhu le chetta naa koduku yevadu ee list chesindi?

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... ----Artham kaale!
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:26 am:       


Agniparvatham:

Mastaru meeru TI DB kostha bidda yenaa ..... appudu okasari some operation ayyindhi annattu gurthu(If I am not mistaken), HOw are you doing now ?




yes brother nene, ippudu bagane undhi, thanks 4 ur concern bro:-)
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:23 am:       


Kosthabidda:

alavatu lo porapatu veru kavalani anatam veru!

hyd lo undevallu kooda valla oorlellinappudu konni hyd lo use chese words use chesthaam alavatu valla, later v realise




Mastaru meeru TI DB kostha bidda yenaa ..... appudu okasari some operation ayyindhi annattu gurthu(If I am not mistaken), HOw are you doing now ?
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:22 am:       


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yooo

seri akni ... aa beck gadini marachadnaiki try cheyakudadhuu nee talent use cheshiii ... jeevitham loo aa picah thoo entha sarvanashanamu ayipovachoo dhaniki niluvethu sakshikam beck gadu .... ee sari mattadinappuduu neekuu conference nalugu banda buthulu dhobbu .....
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 11:19 am:       


Razesh:




Nee yanks Rajesh, eppudina naaku thelishi ee 21 loo okkati kuda follow kani sudden gaa edhina toungue slip ayithe thappithe ..... nuvvu cheppu atleast 6 trips loo kalishi untavu kadhaaaa ..

First of all nenu maa urelthe USA nundi vachadu anukoru ee Hyd / Chennai loo undi vachadu anukontaru ....anni times India elthamu on an average 4 to 5 times per annum trips ....

Enka Mineral water antaraa, yes nenu USA lo ayina ave thagutha... India loo ayina ave thaguthaaa .... rojuki oka uru thiruguthu evi padithe avi thagithe gonthu d.gi podhi .....
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 10:56 am:       

alavatu lo porapatu veru kavalani anatam veru!

hyd lo undevallu kooda valla oorlellinappudu konni hyd lo use chese words use chesthaam alavatu valla, later v realise:D
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 10:35 am:       


Lovetilludie:

monna CJ annai vjw vacharu kadha ... reliance recharge ki 500 note ichharu ... ichi saripothundha inka ivvala ani asking shop vadni




enduku burada jallutaav faafam ?

when i was in hyd , asalu NRIs athi nakodukulu ani unde bad impression marchukunnadhe CJ mama ni Venu anna gaali mama(other db member) ni HYD lo 2004 lo kalisaaka............later migilina vallani kalisinappudu mostly mamulugane unnaru gaani those were impression-changers
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 10:26 am:       

Nen india lo dhigina 2nd/3rd day kay adjust avuthaa.
most of the list , naaku apply kaadhu
zed, zee antay, alavaatu lo porapaatu. ofcourse, yedhuti vaadiki ardham kaaka pothey, ventay realise avuthaam gaani, z, y, zee and over action endhuku mallee?
Yeah, Miles anay vasthundhi. KM sudden gaa gurthu raadhu
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 09:29 am:       

1)pollution gurinchi crib cheyaledhu.
2)First 2 days mineral water..taruvatha normal water a.
3)India lo vunappudu kuda thummina taruvatha excuse me annvadini
4)Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.--correct
5)Dhaba food and roadside pani poori..I am always up for it.
6)Curd ni telugu lo perugu ane annta..
7)Zero ni O--idhi correct
8)Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time(nope...)
9)I drink thumbsup...(heheh)
10)memu intlo maa gedha palu vadatham so..%fat cannot be determined..
11)Spicy food aaa thinta.
12)Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.---nap vesinappudu ichae excuse idhi..I did this.
13)Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions. NOPE
14)Zed ni GGG---idhi correct
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 09:29 am:       


Bluerose:

when they are bored with their senoritas they says DB DARREN





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGX-360Pzbg[7:45-7:50]
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 09:28 am:       

when they are bored with their senoritas they says DB DARREN
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 09:23 am:       

oka saari oste

nuvvu kuda ilaage tayaru avutaavu

human mind ki last 6 months baagaa gurtuntundi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGX-360Pzbg[7:45-7:50]
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 07:50 am:       


Razesh:



monna CJ annai vjw vacharu kadha ... reliance recharge ki 500 note ichharu ... ichi saripothundha inka ivvala ani asking shop vadni :d

tea thagataniki velthe oka 6 ...10 rupee notes ichi ..chala inka kavala ani asked (univercell maheshbabu ad lo dailouge :D)
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 07:27 am:       

IDhi idle brain lo 2004 or 2005 lo eshanu..

Kish mida esha.. what kish will do once he return back from usa ani..

100 kottindi
Papayya
 

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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 - 07:23 am:       

Mana DB members ni choosina experience tho chepthunna....pakka list idhi...bhale kanipettaadu evado kaani

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says Hey instead of Hi
Says Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get,
then says X, Y, Zee.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,
even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????

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