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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2141
Registered: 02-2007
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Thunder:nijam chepithe nammavu, ninnu kooda KA Paul tho karipistha
inkekkada KA Paul, Balayya karisadanta ippudu ekkadunnado evari ki aachuki telidanta  |
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 881
Registered: 05-2007
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Goonda:Balayya Megastar anta nijam maatladavu
nijam chepithe nammavu, ninnu kooda KA Paul tho karipistha
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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2133
Registered: 02-2007
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Thunder:nenu asalu boothulu mattadanu
Balayya Megastar anta nijam maatladavu |
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 874
Registered: 05-2007
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Goonda:nuvvu andulonunchi bootu teesavu kada
 nenu asalu boothulu mattadanu
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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2128
Registered: 02-2007
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Thunder:anduke kada OT ki okati saripovu rondu moodu kaavali ani akkada sepparu
nuvvu andulonunchi bootu teesavu kada |
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 871
Registered: 05-2007
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Goonda:mari OT ekkada kattinchu kuntadu
anduke kada OT ki okati saripovu rondu moodu kaavali ani akkada sepparu
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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2125
Registered: 02-2007
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Thunder:lekapothe antha anta typing sette yella ki puttur lo kooda katlu kattaleru
mari OT ekkada kattinchu kuntadu.. asaley vunna DB lu anni cover cheyyali kada |
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 868
Registered: 05-2007
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Goonda:ohh cntrl C + cntrl V aa
lekapothe antha anta typing sette yella ki puttur lo kooda katlu kattaleru
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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2105
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Thunder:groups.yahoo.com
ohh cntrl C + cntrl V aa |
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 839
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Goonda:
groups.yahoo.com
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Goonda
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Username: Goonda
Post Number: 2017
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Thunder:
ekkada pattavu mama, ee jokes anni |
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 812
Registered: 05-2007
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Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result/ Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours Keeps A Record
Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
Shastri - Shall His Achievements Still Truly Remain Interred?
Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul
Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?
Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
Raman - Remember, All Madrasis Are Nervous
Amol - Another Mumbai-ite Overly Lauded?
Muzumdar - Mediocre Underachiever Zealously Undertakes Many Drives And Run-outs
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 811
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Thunder:Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.
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Thunder
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Post Number: 810
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Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show.
Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.
Shatrughan Sinha: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.
Dharmendra: Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua !
Amjad Khan: Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon ! Chaar chaar options ! Bahut nainsaafi hai ! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin ! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar: Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.
Jagdeep: Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.
Mithun Chakraborty: Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega ? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji: Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai.Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.
Ashok Kumar: To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp), yahan se Rs 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log (croak ).
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 807
Registered: 05-2007
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Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming..
Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing "Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara.."
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded "Bill, Dhak dhak karne laga, mora jiyorra darne laga", And Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed and opened the door and realized he is the President of the USA.
So he paused and looked at her like Ajay Devgan from PTHHT. But Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's song, and said, "Dil-Bill, Pyar Wyar, Main kya janoo re"
He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb and sang "Chori Chori jab nazzare mili, chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi hai mazaa!"
Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in Ghulam -"Aankhon se tune ye kya keh diya, Bill ye diwana machalne laga.." Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee - "yeh kya hua, pehle to aisa hota na tha..."
Bill then closed the door with a mischievious smile and sang "Hum tum ek kamre mein band hon aur chaabi kho jaaye..." The rest is history. The poor security guards outside could only hear the full throated song from Dil Se, "Bill se, Bill se Bill se, Bill to aakhir bill hain na..."
Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and confessed about her affair - "Mera Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.." Tripp recorded Monica's confessions and went to legal eagle Kenneth Starr with her cassette and screamed "Le gayee Bill, Lewinsky..paagal mujhe kar diya". Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh kya hua, kaise hua kab hua..." But Bill cleverly interrupted and said "Oh chhodo, ye na poocho.." But Starr persisted and sang "Jhoot bole kowaa kaate.."
Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her up.
Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu?
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..?
Bill: Sun
Monica: Suna
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala?
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala
Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all, "Bill kya kare jab kisi se kisi ko pyaar ho jaye..."., to which Starr had a ready reply, "Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, jara bach ke, jara hat ke, yeh hai White House meri Jaan!"
Cut...Cut...Cut...!!
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 806
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TITANIC - Bollywwod istyle
The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay".
Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as Jack. Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" every time he sees Shahrukh.
Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.
Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained in every dance sequence in the world.
The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing,there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in the CD.
The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta.
The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.
The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car would be replaced with a song in the Swiss Alps.
Best friend of Shahrukh will save his sister from being raped during the chaos.The sister will instantly fall in love right after this and she will also get a song or two.
Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water? In our case, Madhuri changes her mind, since...since... the ship is moving along a creek and the water stinks!
How can we forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Madhuri's portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket (Censors yaar!).
This is to be followed by a dance number, with extras of course, in an art gallery.
Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi on the ship. Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Shahrukh about how Gulshan troubled them. Shahrukh would then yell, "Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.
There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by Anu Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin.
Most important!! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo" would be yelled would be a record in the history of cinema.
"Raaaabert...Captain se ja ke kaho ke agar apni maa or bahen ko zinda dekh na chahte ho to naav ko Hindustaan kee sarhado se hamesha hamesha ke liye bahoootdoor le le."
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Thunder
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Username: Thunder
Post Number: 800
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1. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will
a) die
a) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.
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Thunder
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Post Number: 794
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Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? - Comepalakrishnan.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? - Ready....Steady.....PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? -Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).
What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built? Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)
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