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Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1216 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
kama pisachi la tayaru ayyava kada  | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2734 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
rambha thanks  | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1183 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
romba sthanks | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2728 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
baaga seppav.. sorry baaga copy kottavu | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1176 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
9. Angelina Jolie Adopts Sachin Tendulkar: Nobody in the country seems to have any love left for Sachin, after he once again proved he can never come through when India really need a big knock from him. So, Tendulkar needs careful nurturing and affection and who better to provide it than Angelina? 10. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Split: After having put up with various children from various parts of the world and unable to keep track of them, Pitt finally gets so agitated over Jolie’s adoption of Shilpa Shetty and Sachin, that he gives up on the relationship and goes off to meditate in the Himalayas with Richard Gere. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1175 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
7. Liz Hurley Marries Abhishek Bachchan: After having split from Arun Nayar and Aishwarya Rai respectively, Hurley and Bachchan Junior decide to tie the knot and in the process Amitabh Bachchan gets insulted by Hurley. How much more juice can you get? 8. Angelina Jolie Adopts Shilpa Shetty: The entire country was so disappointed when the serial adopter came to India along with Brad Pitt and forgot to adopt a child. That was an insult to the entire country. But Jolie can correct that by adopting either of Shilpa’s split personalities. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1174 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
5. Aishwarya Rai Abhishek Bachchan Split: There’s nothing juicier than a marriage than a divorce. Think of the reams of copy and the hours of footage that can be generated by the star pair decoupling due to the entries above. 6. Shilpa Shetty Splits: The Celebrity Big Brother winner turns schizo and splits into two neat personalities. One that keeps her lips under lockdown and the other that believes in liplocks. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1173 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
4. Shilpa Shetty Kisses Aishwarya Rai: Not only do we want that to happen, we want the video so we can watch it in super slomo. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1172 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
3. Richard Gere Kisses Aishwarya Rai: At an event marking the growth of the Dalai Lama’s eighteenth nostril hair. Richard Gere will hold a special fundraiser in India and commence smooching Aishwarya Rai with far greater passion than he (or anyone else, for that matter) could ever muster up (or pucker up) for Shilpa Shetty. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1171 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
2. Salman Khan Marries A Black Buck: Let’s go over the previous entry once again and make a provison: No human will marry Salman Khan. However, that does not exclude the animal kingdom and in the name of conservation and to redeem himself, Salman can always wed a black buck with the Bishnois conducting the ceremony. Here’s hoping the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals does not get involved. | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1170 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
1. Salman Khan Marries Salman Khan: No one actually wants to marry him so Salman will have to settle for himself and go beyond what even gay activists in American have not managed: Not just a same-sex marriage, but a same-same marriage! Of course, that may mean Salman will often emerge with black eyes and bruises but that’s only because he’ll be beating himself up.  |