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Buggaler Side Hero Username: Buggaler Post Number: 3075 Registered: 07-2012 Posted From: 173.206.163.139 Rating: |
emayya evvado okadu pampinchaadu naaku email lo, daanni ctrl v chesa anthe source i dont know | ||
Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 11135 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
this joke was circulated in 90s http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp | ||
Buggaler Side Hero Username: Buggaler Post Number: 3074 Registered: 07-2012 Posted From: 173.206.163.139 Rating: N/A |
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Onlytruth Legend Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 121685 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 64.94.26.254 Rating: N/A |
nuvvu ilanti threads vesthe puli gaddi tintunnattu, Jagan charity chesthunnattu anipistandhi..kiki WHILE POSTING "MY" OPINIONS ON MODI I neither REPRESENT TDP nor TDP FANS' VIEW. | ||
Buggaler Side Hero Username: Buggaler Post Number: 3073 Registered: 07-2012 Posted From: 173.206.163.139 Rating: N/A |
Elections in India are completely based on Vedic principles... The Rig Veda! | ||
Buggaler Side Hero Username: Buggaler Post Number: 3072 Registered: 07-2012 Posted From: 173.206.163.139 Rating: N/A |
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: ‘If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’ In response to this comment, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash………Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single ‘This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation’ warning light. I love the next one!!! 7. The airbag system would ask ‘Are you sure?’ before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You’d have to press the ‘Start’ button to turn the engine off |
