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Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8607 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing. One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day. Stanley said,"Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others. All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his migh. "Go back! Go Back!" he screamed. "It's a bl**j*b!" Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8606 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing. One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day. Stanley said,"Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others. All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his migh. "Go back! Go Back!" he screamed. "It's a ••••••••!" Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Whyme Side Hero Username: Whyme Post Number: 4277 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 107.214.64.27 Rating: N/A |
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Ferrari Side Hero Username: Ferrari Post Number: 8702 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 223.238.74.69 Rating: N/A |
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Shikari Hero Username: Shikari Post Number: 11791 Registered: 03-2010 Posted From: 183.82.161.242 Rating: N/A |
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Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8604 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form? "Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?" By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions. "Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?" "You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real." How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE! I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables What do math and my d**k have in common?...They're both hard for you Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve... Can I plug my solution into your equation? Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight. Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same. You are one well-defined function. Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective. The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom. I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!! I would really like to bisect your angle. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves Baby, let me find your nth term Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8601 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: N/A |
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Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8600 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together-If you know what I mean. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 7050 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 2.50.31.109 Rating: N/A |
yo moodu sigles paddayi annai naave aneyi.... Manushulantha Okkate....(Irrespective of caste, Creed and Colour).... | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8599 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: N/A |
Believe it.. A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary. But.. Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls. Have a cool mind at work!! Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8598 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
evaro gaani naa meeda baga kaksha kattaru,jth-uu nuvvena singles guddutundi Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8597 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.204 Rating: |
A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. . Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places.. What's the difference between the two? . First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't " . Boss: "OK.. good!" Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't " . Boss: "that's better!" Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal " . Boss: "Hmm.. clever!" . Last Girl: "one is for me & the other is for my Boss ". . . Boss: "you are hired" Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. |
