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Cocanada Junior Artist Username: Cocanada Post Number: 919 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.17 Rating: N/A |
Signature testing :: Call me Coke :: | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1103 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2520 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 75.66.181.73 Rating: N/A |
orey santiiiii ekkada sachavu raa  | ||
Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2824 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2519 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.74 Rating: N/A |
orey santiiiiiiii | ||
Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2793 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
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Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2792 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
o santi gadi frema katha | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2430 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 75.66.181.73 Rating: N/A |
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Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2756 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
endhi ala kopam ga soothannav | ||
Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2755 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2379 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 75.66.181.73 Rating: N/A |
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Kosthabidda Side Hero Username: Kosthabidda Post Number: 2750 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 61.14.7.138 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2352 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.71 Rating: N/A |
nuvvu lekala maastaru kada, adedo nuvvey sesi soopachu kada | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1034 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
G O O N D A - anthe total yentho koosintha seppochu kada | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2345 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.71 Rating: N/A |
Laloo's Formula ! Look at the Laloo's point A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers. He said, " Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be : H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only L O B B Y I N G 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only L U C K 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important. A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, " I have better formula. See this...... C O R R U P T I O N 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 % Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week." | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1013 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 12.147.209.130 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2257 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.74 Rating: N/A |
idi balayya ki pampistey, ahoo mana gurinchi prajalu bahu chakkaga anukuntuntiri ani ananda padatadu | ||
Thunder Comedian Username: Thunder Post Number: 1007 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2246 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.74 Rating: N/A |
yem cheyyanavasaram ledu, balayya is comedy, comedy is balayya, Balayya is synonym to comedy | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 989 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
 telisi chesina, teliyakunda chesina, ballayya yedi chesina comedy ye | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2238 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
AP lo andari ki dare, andukey balayya tanaki telikunda comedy settadu ani septaru | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 983 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
 how dare you say that, balayya yedi sesina comedy ye | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2234 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
balayya tanaki telikunda edo chesi comedy chestadu | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 982 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
yep | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2233 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
nag gadu ki BOSS taravatha manchi comic timing vundhi heros lo | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 979 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
yep, movie lo ramya kitna tappa movie antha baaguntundi | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2230 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
aa diavilogue baavuntundhi kadda | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 975 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.6 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2226 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
baavunna, vayyinchandehaa | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 971 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
hello brother bagunnava | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2221 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
atta erri moham eskuni soothaventra | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 965 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2212 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
nenu anna, anakapoyina nuvvu default silipi | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 958 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
malli ade antav | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2209 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
nenu annadi aa silipi kaadu mastaru, andukey ninnu silipi annadhi  | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 956 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
i am not silipi , nenu yedi sesina light vesukoney chesta | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2207 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.72 Rating: N/A |
correct ga catch chesav | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 948 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
u mean silipi?? | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2142 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
silipu | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 888 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
pakka DB lo kukkala soopulanni eedane   Taste the Thunder | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2140 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
evaru ee thread soodatam ledu kaani nuvvu feel kaamaaku mari balayya fan la namasakaram etti seppukodani ki siggu padataventi | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 882 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
nenu nameste pettindi neeku kaadu vayya, sinna boss ki Taste the Thunder | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2132 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
gadi, gatla namastey pettaley | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 875 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
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Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2127 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
nuvvu nannu mari anta knowledge less fellow anukuntunnava?  | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 870 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
aaa dialog ye movie do seppuko sooddam Taste the Thunder | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2124 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
tu unka follower hai | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 867 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
tereku lallu uncle maalum tereku Jaya aunty maalum?? abey oo item isko samja ki meih kaun huh! Taste the Thunder | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2104 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.73 Rating: N/A |
ayithey jayalalita ayyuntundhi | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 840 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
kadu Taste the Thunder | ||
Goonda Side Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 2015 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 146.18.173.71 Rating: N/A |
laloo gadu nee fav anukunta kada | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 821 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Laloo wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and Laloo was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called the people responsible and ordered them to investigate the matter. They checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported the problem to Laloo. The report said, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side." Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 820 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White House, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and its economy have come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his resplendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton?" Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !" Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 819 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Hello Raabri, this is meeee..." "Lalooji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his Raabri cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab." Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 818 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped. Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump." The school boy said, "Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!" Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 817 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!" Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 816 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 815 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '. His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '. Mr. Laloo replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?' Taste the Thunder | ||
Thunder Junior Artist Username: Thunder Post Number: 814 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 64.119.242.5 Rating: N/A |
Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Pervez Musharraf. They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes. Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement. "Pervezbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Musharraf comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached! The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours. "Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people) says Laloo. "Who kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Pervezbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said to Pervezbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!") Taste the Thunder |