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Maverick Hero Username: Maverick Post Number: 19918 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 24.1.171.91 Rating: N/A |
elca super | ||
Keko_keka Junior Artist Username: Keko_keka Post Number: 41 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 17.209.22.19 Rating: N/A |
camino annai ne talent ki oka VOOoo vesukuntunna | ||
Anand_n Side Hero Username: Anand_n Post Number: 7713 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 167.24.104.150 Rating: N/A |
 aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale | ||
Arjun1234 Side Hero Username: Arjun1234 Post Number: 4803 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 69.181.7.194 Rating: N/A |
 I hate TV9 et'al. ... Reporting News is Responsibility not Sensationalism | ||
Razesh Moderator Username: Razesh Post Number: 28404 Registered: 12-2006 Rating: N/A |
naa range telugu medium elca fans ki prathi saari anyayam jaruguthondhi | ||
Nanigadu Side Hero Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 5246 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 99.226.73.237 Rating: N/A |
babai kummav po... adiripoyyindi nee narration... When you point a fingre at some body remember that there are three fingers pointing at you and one finger pointing at God | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21601 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: N/A |
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Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 9513 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
idly bro...kummav goonda, flzz add idly's post | ||
Sachin Hero Username: Sachin Post Number: 18744 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
nijamgaa KB unnadaaa..leka nuvvu nee spilit personality kalisi sesaaaraaa??...nijamgaane denkesaava leka dream lo chesaaavaaa..clarity fleez | ||
Stig Side Hero Username: Stig Post Number: 6070 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 117.195.239.43 Rating: N/A |
 -------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21599 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: N/A |
cabarenet antey grape/wine...wine is made from grapes....mee milk lo 2% , skimmed, goat,cow etc etc elago maa wines cabarnet,merlot,pinot etc etc etc kidding;) | ||
Idle_yzag Megastar Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 26365 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187 Rating: |
Scene: columbia office Elca: Sir, good morning Columbia Rep(CEO): gm gm, meeru yem chesthu vuntaru Elca: kathalu rasthu vunta sir Columbia another Rep(Gagu): meeru evitlu Elca: neee !@#$%$#@^&*( CR(Gagu): aithe okay CR(CEO): meeru rasina sample scripts vunnaya? Elca: vunnai sir, here is my blog sir http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/ CR(CEO): who maintains this blog Elca: My fans sir CR(KB): yenti writers ki kuda fans vuntara? Elca: Nuv muy ra !@#$%$#@^&*( CR(KB): Sir, control control CR(CEO): How do your fans come to know abt you Elca: Sir, My name is Elcaminocapastrino CR(KB) (whispering) : bongu capastrino, veedi peru yenti intha variety ga vundi?inka veedi scripts yentha variety ga vuntai ooo Elca: Nuv muy, nee bala !@#$%$#@^&*( CR(CEO): you continue Elca: CCDB lo nen posts vesthu vundevadni CR(Kamal): Sir he is sekular, he is sekular, he is sekular Elca: Nuv muy ra Kamal, nee MODI !@#$%$#@^&*( Goonda ani na hardcore fan sir CR(KB): aynoka sidanthi veedoka vedanthi Elca: orey KB ga, nannu rechagottakuuuuuuuu RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru | ||
Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 6986 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: N/A |
Super bro.. Btw, cabarnet ante enti? wine name aa? If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21595 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: N/A |
tey sesam thammudu...nenu n kb...rendu carts theeskuni park lo set iyyam....night sali....dhomalu....humidity....maaa valla kaledhu...so plan marsam | ||
Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 6985 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: N/A |
Adi dream 1.. ee roju cheppindi level 2 i.e dream 2 Dream 3 emitoo guess cheyyi if possible :-) If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
Sachin Hero Username: Sachin Post Number: 18743 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
annai..ninne kadaaa...walmart lo cart denkesi homelesss jeeevitham gadipesthaa annavu.... | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21594 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: N/A |
andhariki pheru pheruna thanks....ilagey encourage sesi naa setha inception lanti script ni rayinchandi....nenu dhanni oka 10mil ki columbia ki ammukunta....aa dabbutho pacific coast pakkanney retire avvali...all should happen in 3 years....inga naa valla kaadhu ee job seyyatam....dats mom life....job scks... | ||
Mega Side Hero Username: Mega Post Number: 3768 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.228.24.68 Rating: N/A |
great piece elcamino | ||
Anand_n Side Hero Username: Anand_n Post Number: 7711 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.174.176.93 Rating: N/A |
Excellent writing  aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale | ||
Seemabidda Junior Artist Username: Seemabidda Post Number: 446 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 203.18.187.50 Rating: N/A |
Elca.. Sampesaaav.. superb write up. Short film thessi youtube lo pettu.. you will see amazing response. | ||
Kamal Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 15797 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 24.0.123.37 Rating: N/A |
super .. simply super .. "To be born free is an accident. To live free is a privilege. To die free is a responsibility" - Indian Army | ||
Arjun1234 Side Hero Username: Arjun1234 Post Number: 4784 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 198.241.217.15 Rating: N/A |
Suuuuuperoooooooooooooooooooooooo I hate TV9 et'al. ... Reporting News is Responsibility not Sensationalism | ||
Uppu Side Hero Username: Uppu Post Number: 2038 Registered: 11-2007 Posted From: 206.16.32.135 Rating: N/A |
 âGenerations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this walked the earth in flesh and blood.â | ||
Uppu Side Hero Username: Uppu Post Number: 2037 Registered: 11-2007 Posted From: 206.16.32.135 Rating: N/A |
Simple matt and women and man okkalle âGenerations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this walked the earth in flesh and blood.â | ||
Desparado Side Hero Username: Desparado Post Number: 2328 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 76.4.102.162 Rating: N/A |
thread titile a A woman varaku sadivi edo boothu bomma anukoni indhakati nunchi thread loki ravatledhu... | ||
Desparado Side Hero Username: Desparado Post Number: 2327 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 76.4.102.162 Rating: N/A |
Amazing write up hats off......I'm assuming that Matt was his imagination too..so is the sexy women and he is suffering frm multiple personality disorder..(schezophrenia) !! Honestly..i wish I had such a sexy alter ego i dont care if she is a woman  | ||
Nanigadu Side Hero Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 5245 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4 Rating: N/A |
Elcamino AWESOME write up babai... narration skills adirayi... Stig cheppinatlu u should make a short movie When you point a fingre at some body remember that there are three fingers pointing at you and one finger pointing at God | ||
Mental_sachinodu Side Hero Username: Mental_sachinodu Post Number: 4229 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 63.161.147.10 Rating: N/A |
naaku konchem "identity" gurthochindhi story sadivi.. the world of appearances may or may not be real, or both may and may not be real - or may be indescribable; or may be real and indescribable, or unreal and indescribable; or in the end may be read and unreal and indescribable - its all Syadvada | ||
Goonda Moderator Username: Goonda Post Number: 13421 Registered: 02-2007 Rating: N/A |
blog updated http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/ Choostuney vundandi | ||
Secondcup Comedian Username: Secondcup Post Number: 1373 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.74.155.50 Rating: N/A |
mama nice wrtire up.chaala bagundi. room varaku ardam ayyundi. atarvata ardam avvaledu. konchem cheppandi evaryna  | ||
Stig Side Hero Username: Stig Post Number: 6044 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 117.195.233.146 Rating: N/A |
Meeru oo short film teesi edaina festivals ki pampochhu gaa ... youtube sensation kooda aypovachhu !!-------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21589 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: N/A |
kaadhu mama...he left the ring couple of times in room n some honest room service woman returned it....so iffudu audience ki oka open ended ending may be the ring is in room annattu | ||
Mental_sachinodu Side Hero Username: Mental_sachinodu Post Number: 4227 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 63.161.147.10 Rating: N/A |
elcamino - awesome write up the world of appearances may or may not be real, or both may and may not be real - or may be indescribable; or may be real and indescribable, or unreal and indescribable; or in the end may be read and unreal and indescribable - its all Syadvada | ||
Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 9495 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
bump for goonda | ||
Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 9494 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
SIMPLY AWESOME MAMA is there a give away in these lines? //.u should be careful its expensive all room service wont be loyal like.... // | ||
Lovetilludie Side Hero Username: Lovetilludie Post Number: 6667 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 117.200.6.197 Rating: N/A |
 writin skills ... kaani naku ardham ayi avanatlu undhi Pride & Passion Rules | ||
Kimura Junior Artist Username: Kimura Post Number: 342 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 151.151.109.5 Rating: N/A |
story.. adirindi.. awesome boss.. you have serious skills to be writing for the movies man.. | ||
Elcaminocapastrino Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 21587 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.208.231.61 Rating: |
Tampa Marriott....time 7.30 PM....in the bar...news reader from the television cbs evening news...."The jacksonville police today declared that the person they claim to be responsible for the murders at the Hyatt is a woman. She is also being held responsible for the twin murders in miami and pensocola beach. They claim her to be a student of psychology.Very attracive and her victims are mostly young professionals staying in hotels. She strikes a conversation n charms her victims n sometimes drugs em n when the victim is vulnerable she steals n sometimes kill em in the process" a cab comes to a halt at the entrance and a guy in his late 20s gets down from the cab....rushes into the hotel to avoid the rain thats pouring down.... partially wet he moves towards the bar in the hotel....and settles down on a stool at the bar side....ok... The bartender a fat woman in her 30s....wishes him with a smile....cabarnet ??? the guy nods....and she fills a glass full of cabarnet .... the bar is pretty busy so she starts to attend other patrons.... Now the guy gulps down the wine...looks at his phone for messages...none....stares at his wedding ring....orders for another wine...finsihes it in one gulp and before he got lost in some thoughts a voice gets his attention....he looks towards the voice...a woman in her mid 20s....she is trying to start a conversation with him and the guys says man____excuse me.... woman_____your card is on the floor.... Man____Oh....thank u...(and picks it and he looks at her ....she will be in her mid 20s...she is wearing a gray corporate suit n its huggin her tightly to reavel the feminine curves...perfectly sculpted with proper workout....she is wearing bebe shoes....lipgloss....but not much make up...but yet lookin too fresh to be coming after a hard days of work....a pointed nose...perfect set of teeth...olive green eyes n brown hair....looking a model who got lost from a ramp n ended in corporate world) Woman____United mileage plus ehh Man____yes mam....since 5 years....iam very loyal i guess.... Woman___ a man who is loyal is like a lion who is a vegetarian Man____I dont know about other men...but loyalty is my prime forte....Once I get a good impression on someting I will be devoted to that person or cause for rest of my life Woman_____hahaha....they all say that Man____I donno wat kind of guys u know mam...but u should talk to my wife about me....6 years still with her...u should talk to my employer....been with em since 8 years....u can even ask my boxers...been wearing the same once since 5days.... Woman____(chuckling)damn dats gross....wat about the wine u drinkin....r u cheating today or u being faithful to ur drink Man_________Cabarnet....loyal since 7 years....cheated once with pinot...gave me a migraine ....a nightmare....i see it like a metaphor....cheating on wife with another woman n getting an std....i felt like that...full of guilt....and from then on stuck to cabarnet....no more cheating WOman_____(still chuckling)on a serious note pinot doesnt suit u Man_____ and why do u think so? W0man_____well pinot is a hard grape to grow...its like precious...its not a survivor....so only people who r complicated n messed up can appreciate pinot Man____Ok....wats that movie....with miles n maya Woman____haha sideways.... Man____well .... u know... never saw a grogeous one appreciating sideways.... Woman____so how many gorgeous ones u know??? Man______well i had my share...when i was young Woman____u dont look that old.... Man____well thank u....but yeah iam a cabaranet....iam a survivor....but honestly in this generation who is not a cabaranet.....everyone is surviving.... Woman____so true....thats y that character appealed to masses....a pinot in a cabaranet world.... In the mean time the bartender interrupts them and says looking towards the guy "U OK sir??? " Man____Yes Iam..... bartender_____(looking suspiciously)are u sure sir..... Man____ofcourse... and looks at the woman and rolls his eyes.... Man____wats wrong with her Woman____she finds u n me talking weird.... Man____why...we r just talking.... Woman____sometimes these things dont seem normal to other people.... Man_____wat these things....u come to bar to talk.... Woman____ok leave it....i guess u had too much to drink....n cant help but u r messing too much with ur wedding ring.... Man_____well yeah....I was never into jewellery....so its itching cant get used to it in years.... Woman_____that ring looks good Man_____well wat do they say... u have to put 15times of ur paycheck for wedding ring Woman_______(laughing out loud) thats not 15times dum dum...its 1.5 times...ur wife tricked u Man________damn....is it so....math was never my domain...she knew it Woman____it got nothing to do with math...i guess Man____ur guess is correct n i guess its time for me to crash....got an early call tomm.... Woman_____i got to crash too.... so they both pay their checks....and he observed she was having a coke all the time n not alcohol Man_____so was up with u .... drinking coke Woman_____well i love my kidneys n liver....and i think u should too Man____why should i love ur kidneys n liver??? Woman____(chuckling) i mean u should also love ur kidneys n liver n cut ur drinking Man_____iam working on it( And they both reach the elevator.....and enter it...and the man pushes the button 14....and says Man_____which floor??? Woman____iam also on 14.... Man____ur also a concierge ehh?? loyal marriotian Woman_____guess so...hey why they dont have floor 14....it says 12 and then 14 Man____beats me...guess its an omen....see this people make billions in hotels n still cant develop the confidence to queation these omens...u can imagine about common man Woman______haha...so true.... the lift reaches 14th floor and the door opens....they both come out... Man______i have to go left Woman_____me toooo Man_____well we still have 25steps of journey remaining Woman____bingo Man_____ok this is my room 1438....(smiling) it was nice meeting u....but dont tell me this is ur room too Woman_____(with a straight face) This is my room Man____(laughing) ...cool...goodnight....may be we see each other in bar tomm Woman________iam not kidding this is my room.... Man_____how is that pazibul...been staying here since 3 days....unless they messed up the reservation Woman_____I have staying here since three days too.... Man____comeon ....u kidding....fun time is over....goto sleep Woman_____iam not kidding...this is my room tooo....u cant temme its not mine Man_____How can that be possible?? its my room.... Woman____its mine tooo Man____wat do u mean Woman____Iam You?? Man_____________What??? wtf r u talking about WOman_____Iam your reflection....iam ur subcnscious.... Man_____wtf....ok...u r from the doll house across the street...so u fishing for losers...iam sorry....but if its money u want i have this 50 bucks.... Woman_____dont disrespect me....iam an impression of ur sub conscious...Iam ur alter ego...u have a split personality.....and this is the first time ur alter ego is appearing to u so its common to freak out Man_____fck u..seriously wat is this..is it a fcking joke...I dont have split personality nor iam a psycho....u take ur stories somehwere else n lemme go.... Woman_____Think....look at me...iam so fckin sexy....did u see anyone else approach me in the lobby.... Man_____No Woman____You know why...cause no one can see me expect you....iam your subconscious.... remember ...why do u think the bartender was freaking out looking at u....she cant see me n she saw u Man_____(confused).....talking to myself Woman_____precisely Man_____but ur a woman...Iam a man....and iam not a fxggot....how can my alter ego can be a woman Woman_____it got nothing to do with anything....u have developed a sort of fear in u over drinking everyday....u r scared u dont have control when ur alone...who used to tell not to drink if ur at home??? Man____my wife Woman____who used to tell u not to smoke when ur in college Man____my gf Woman_____who used to ground u n protect u from girls when ur at school n shield u from heartbreaks n watch on ur phone calls n letters Man_____my sis Woman_____exactly.....it was always a woman who used to check on u....to keep u grounded....right??? Man____Yes...yes Woman____there u go....n for past one year are u not worried about drinking too much when ur away from home Man____yes i do.... Woman____n its been killing u inside Man____yes.... WOman_____n u wish there is someone to stop u Man____yes.... Woman_____And iam the result...this is how peole develop multiple personalities....n the loneliness of travel creates these impressions to comeout....u think ur talking to a diff person Man________ (freaking out).....u know wat...ur fcking with me....u dont leave me iam going to talk to front desk....(he turns n he finds like he is not stable...he cant walk freely n he says) OMG did u drug me at the bar??? Woman_____u had 5 glasses of wine...do u think someone has to drug u...now stop freaking out Man______smethings not right.... and he sees a guy walking towards him...he reaches the guy n the girl...looks towards the guyn says sir ..... everything ok? the man looks at the guy....he is wearing the hotel staff suit....there is a name tag on it that says "Matt" Man_____Oam not OK matt..this girl is trying to do god knows wat....she is saying its her room Matt_______sir....I got a call from this floor saying they r hearing loud voices....We have fully sold hotel ....we request u not to bother others n goto ur room Man_____But this girl is saying this is her room Matt____(with a stern voice) Sirr....I dont see no girl here....now u please go into the room Man____wtf....are u with her....u mothrfcker....u n that bxtch...u all a team....OMG....wats gonna happen now Matt________please watch ur language sir....i dont see no girl here.... WOman_________i told u he cant see me Man____(to woman) shxt up u slxt.....he is with u Matt________sir who r u talking to....u need to goto bed Woman______he is saying the right thing boss...lets go in Man_____(mumbling)OMG wats going to happen now...iam screwed...cant even defend myseld...iam drugged Woman___________ur not drugged....u open the door...we go in and u will see me till u sleep n after that only when ur drunk i guess i reflect again Matt_______sir please go inside Man________(losing control opens the door and his vision is blurred and he drops onto floor n loses conscious) after few hours...inside the hotel room.....the man is on the floor in the bathroom....he opens his eyes....they feel heavy with hangover....he closed them .... and then like flash the events happened last night appear b4 him...he freaks out n wakes up....there r no marks on his body....he is in the same clothes he passed out in....the wallett is intact...all cards n cash is safe.... then he thinks to himself..."omg...its real...the reflection is real" he cleans himself....dresses up and walks down to lobby....stops at the front desk and the front desk woman kaila froms southafrica wishes him n offers him his morning bottle of water....they know each other well as he has been coming to that hotel for a while...the man thanks her and says Man________Hey...u know I owe an appology to ur staff member...i did some drama last nite Kaila_____OH really...nothing came to my notice Man____yeah...i said mean things to Matt....if u see him tell him iam sorry Kaila____matt ??? we dont have no Matt in our hotel Man_____u sure....he is like big white guy ...... Kaila_____know sir...the only staff last nite was all women....no men Man_______OMG.. Kaila______sir wat happened to ur ring?? u forgot in the room again...u should be careful its expensive all room service wont be loyal like.... before she complete the man look n finds out she was right...he frreaks...OK i got to rush to cops...is my cab ready and b4 he hears the response he runs out..... and kails is puzzled....and after that a old couple approaches her n says Oldcouple__________man....we would like to bring u to ur notice that the who just rushed out was very rude to us last nite....when we confronted him he said his name is Matt and he works for hotel....can you please watch out for him Kaila_____(confused)no he is no matt n he doesnt work for us... THE END Written By Elcamino |
