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King Comedian Username: King Post Number: 1779 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 148.107.1.20 Rating: |
idi_correct will write a story of Lions dynasty and lion will die of insult as he never knew those stories. | ||
Jp_rocks Side Hero Username: Jp_rocks Post Number: 6085 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 167.83.101.22 Rating: |
MrHyd to Lion: That's not how you hunt a buck..decades of lethargy in the zxoo made you a terrible hunter.. Lion:  MrHyd: Lemme narrate a nerve crackling hunting by a wild lion that I once saw in my visit to a south african sanctuary.. Lion:  MrHyd: It was the summer of 69....I just turned 30  My wife proposed we go to south african safari to celebrate the momentous occasion...so we hit the skies.......as I entered the flight, I saw a beautiful air hostess....instantly, our eyes got locked..i felt a strange connection between us anyways I got seated and ordered a diet coke......the beautiful air hostess was serving in another aisle..from the corner of my eye, though, i could tell that she was sneaking looks on me i started to enjoy the long forgotten kiska miska feelings..the flight started to taxi..and i started to play with my daughter.....from the corner of my eye, though, i could see the air hostess was staring at me..she looked like she had something to say the captain announced the flight will be taking off...i saw the air hostess approach me..my heart suddenly skipped a beat....my head started to spin..for a moment i forgot that i was a married man when she came to me, i managed to say 'how can i help?'.....from the corner of my eye, i could see her lips curve into a smile..i was yearning to hear her mellifluous voice......she then said - 'please fasten your seatbelt' Lion:  | ||
King Comedian Username: King Post Number: 1778 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 148.107.1.20 Rating: N/A |
too much SOH | ||
Ntr_rocks Hero Username: Ntr_rocks Post Number: 11856 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 170.141.177.181 Rating: N/A |
 If you don't like Something, Change it. If you can't Change it, Change the way you think about it. | ||
Annavaram Side Hero Username: Annavaram Post Number: 2855 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 71.97.14.213 Rating: N/A |
 best ever comedy thread in recent times | ||
Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 6660 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: N/A |
hehehe... If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
Side Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 2483 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.206 Rating: N/A |
good one . MrHyd: Reads one of his Friday Stories in front of Lion. Later it dies of disgust. | ||
King Comedian Username: King Post Number: 1777 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 148.107.1.20 Rating: N/A |
MrHyder starts Friday short story and sayss he will continue 2nd part later...Lion dies of waiting | ||
Sachin Hero Username: Sachin Post Number: 17198 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
dlm and ferrari think that the lion is a female and keep asking whether she is single or not?...hobbys.boy friends.....blah blah blah blah......pooor male lion dies of frustation..... adaviramudu will say that balayya is the real lion.....lion commits suicide thinking it is nota real lion..... guruji says that lion has no character as it is not from REDDY caste.....lion dies of depression..... idly asksthe lion to e mail him regarding the real estate rates in jungle.....lion commits suicide thinking cong is going to occcupy the jungle naaku personality disorder ani oka gajji daatar seppadu.....daatar ki anni vishayaaalu thelusu aayanaki unna gajji okati thappa | ||
Giant Junior Artist Username: Giant Post Number: 917 Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 199.71.213.116 Rating: N/A |
Mr Hyd Jai Chiranajeeva... | ||
Maverick Hero Username: Maverick Post Number: 18504 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Adaviramudu to Lion: Dabbidi Dibbide Lion dies out of confusion I hate you Sakshi, DLM at its best | ||
Cocanada Moderator Username: Cocanada Post Number: 23640 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
Yes. Jungle doesnt have downtown  | ||
Ntr_rocks Hero Username: Ntr_rocks Post Number: 11844 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 170.141.177.181 Rating: N/A |
so funny.. If you don't like Something, Change it. If you can't Change it, Change the way you think about it. | ||
Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 6657 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
Hero Mahesh Babu: Mahesh tells lion that he is going to cast him in his "next" movie. 3 years later, lion dies of waiting... Cocanada: Coke says "Our kakinada rocks... your jungle sucks" Lion dies of humiliation. JP_rocks: He promises to get a lok satta party ticket for for Lion. He talks very high about LSP and real JP. So lion gets excited... later it dies of disappointment as lok satta decides not to participate in elections. Der: He questions lion "You are unfit to be a king. You got this post purely based on your caste... you didn't even go to IIT..." Lion dies of humiliation. Neel: Some animal in the jungle asks Neel for any NEW recipe. Neel gives "LION BRAIN Manchuria" recipe... lion hears about it and dies of fear. Allu Aravind: He encourages lion by saying "You are THE KING. You've been the KING for decades. Everyone is with you... Go for it". Lion gets excited and proceeds to fight with crocodiles in the ocean. In his final moments it realizes the fact that, "it can't even swim"... If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
Ntr_rocks Hero Username: Ntr_rocks Post Number: 11840 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 170.141.177.181 Rating: N/A |
 If you don't like Something, Change it. If you can't Change it, Change the way you think about it. | ||
Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 8696 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
good one hyder | ||
Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 4356 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 128.249.107.38 Rating: N/A |
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Cocanada Moderator Username: Cocanada Post Number: 23632 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
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Stig Side Hero Username: Stig Post Number: 4781 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 67.80.101.77 Rating: N/A |
 ------------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
Kish Hero Username: Kish Post Number: 14083 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.215.115.88 Rating: N/A |
 I have no special talents- I am only passionately curious- Einstein | ||
Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 6654 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120 Rating: |
Anand: Anand asks Lion: "Do you know why you were made as the king for Jungle?" Lion: "No" Anand replies: I believe there has to be a logical reason for things to happen.. the metaphysical has to have a an underlying cause and effect... An order to the seeming chaos.. that's the gyst of Karma concept - to explain things that have no apparent cause in this birth Lion dies of Brain hemorrage Elca: Elca narrates his remix version of Lion King in Tarantino style. He starts with "Wide angle shot of sahara desert. Camera zooms to Lion in the middle of the desert. Severely injured.. about to die any time... ". Lion dies of despair... Ishan: Ishan asks Lion to cheer for Deccan Chargers. Lions commits suicide after watching charger's dismal bowling attack Coolpix: Coolpix fills the whole jungle with praja rajyam banners and hoardings... Lion dies of suffocation. CCDB admin: He will ask lion to act as ccdb MOD for one day. Lion commits suicide after looking at caste/fanism fights in db. Hero Nag: Nag shows the video clip of KING audio function where he said "From today i will be THE KING". Lion thinks Nag is going to replace him as king and commits suicide. If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you | ||
Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 4352 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 128.249.107.38 Rating: N/A |
Ninnatinunchi choosthunna evaranna title change chestharemo ani...loin ante vere meaning vasthadi... | ||
Diwakaram_april1 Side Hero Username: Diwakaram_april1 Post Number: 3322 Registered: 12-2007 Posted From: 137.254.4.5 Rating: N/A |
PathFinder : He show all his Counter Tweets and Lion's doesnt Die but feels like  | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 4970 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.83.44 Rating: N/A |
 Asatho Ma Sathgamaya, Thamaso Ma Jyothirgamaya Mruthyorma Amrthangamya Lead me towards truth from untruth Lead me towards light from darkness Lead me towards immortality from Death | ||
Sachin Hero Username: Sachin Post Number: 17192 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
naaku personality disorder ani oka gajji daatar seppadu.....daatar ki anni vishayaaalu thelusu aayanaki unna gajji okati thappa | ||
Bejawadamonagadu_1 Junior Artist Username: Bejawadamonagadu_1 Post Number: 572 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 216.113.168.128 Rating: |
Darren: "Lion darling! which Global hero do you like Nitin / Sharwanant / Raja / Bharat??" Lion: "I don't like any one of the above" Darren: "You low class labor dog.." Lion: "I am not dog.. I am a Lion" Darren: "Which shampoo do you use to shower your darling..' Frustrated Lion dies in Zone 63... . . Curious case of Nandamuri Balayya.. Baamma, Bendakaya, Balayya eppudu bore kottaru.. | ||
Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 4351 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.64.70 Rating: N/A |
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Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 4350 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.64.70 Rating: N/A |
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Hail_the_labour Side Hero Username: Hail_the_labour Post Number: 5299 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 75.185.82.44 Rating: |
Jujibi shows Lion his blog, Lion Dies due to laughing nonstop suffocation. | ||
Bicchapathi Junior Artist Username: Bicchapathi Post Number: 31 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.218.29.119 Rating: |
Ravino show how to cut pandi pissakayalu with live practical.. lion die by vomiting I hate white collar professionals who talk sitting in AC rooms | ||
Eluri_kurradu Side Hero Username: Eluri_kurradu Post Number: 9903 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.30.2.223 Rating: N/A |
Ravino : will call Lion Lion Reddy and tell lion that reddy is not a casstte but passion .. Lion will die of confusion Ee roju puttina roju jarupukuntunna vallaki janma dina subhakankshalu Pelli roju variki pelliroju subha kankshalu .. | ||
Desparado Side Hero Username: Desparado Post Number: 2058 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 76.4.98.181 Rating: N/A |
 ...sorry abt the kullu Jokes ..but mark my words...kullu jokes veyaraniodiki ...asalu jokesey veyaradhu ani annaru peddalu | ||
Pulpfiction Hero Username: Pulpfiction Post Number: 13348 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 171.68.91.65 Rating: N/A |
 No Compromise .. | ||
Rowdy Side Hero Username: Rowdy Post Number: 4718 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 98.193.70.249 Rating: N/A |
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Desparado Side Hero Username: Desparado Post Number: 2057 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 76.4.98.181 Rating: |
Methanithodugu tells lion that Metthanithodugu is not condom it is software then lion dies of AIDS Der talks to lion in English and Lion dies of Lympho sykoma of the intestines LWA tells lion that pigs walk in groups and then lion dies of seclusion Rajesh talks abt Anuskas vedio and lion dies of guneria | ||
Skywalker Side Hero Username: Skywalker Post Number: 7460 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 69.248.97.68 Rating: |
6) Papi : papi tells lion he will give it his davier.........lion dies of fear.... I will stick to my parties,leaders and affiliations. You can keep the CHANGE(18 paisa). Kodithe medical tests cheyinchukovadaniki PRP Party fund mottam saripodhu | ||
Bicchapathi Junior Artist Username: Bicchapathi Post Number: 29 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.218.29.119 Rating: |
COCA: Coca ask lion miru emitlu as soon as he meet lion. Lion die of shame thinking that he does not belong to any group I hate white collar professionals who talk sitting in AC rooms | ||
Rowdy Side Hero Username: Rowdy Post Number: 4713 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 98.193.70.249 Rating: N/A |
kekaa | ||
Annavaram Side Hero Username: Annavaram Post Number: 2854 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 71.97.14.213 Rating: N/A |
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Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 4968 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.85.235 Rating: N/A |
 Asatho Ma Sathgamaya, Thamaso Ma Jyothirgamaya Mruthyorma Amrthangamya Lead me towards truth from untruth Lead me towards light from darkness Lead me towards immortality from Death | ||
Stig Side Hero Username: Stig Post Number: 4773 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 67.80.101.77 Rating: N/A |
------------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 4966 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.85.235 Rating: N/A |
Idi Ekka le tammi malla try maadi....Nannu tittukunte adi esko NPoblemo  Asatho Ma Sathgamaya, Thamaso Ma Jyothirgamaya Mruthyorma Amrthangamya Lead me towards truth from untruth Lead me towards light from darkness Lead me towards immortality from Death | ||
Kish Hero Username: Kish Post Number: 14061 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.215.115.88 Rating: |
Coke: Talks to Lion in Hindi, lion dies of confusion Dhaku- Tells lion that Mahesh babu movie is releasing- Lion dies waiting Adaviramudu: Shows his threads calling Mods, lion dies of exhaustion I have no special talents- I am only passionately curious- Einstein | ||
Ntrnbkvenkyfan Junior Artist Username: Ntrnbkvenkyfan Post Number: 29 Registered: 06-2010 Posted From: 69.31.35.200 Rating: N/A |
bicchapathi annai kummav po | ||
Cocanada Moderator Username: Cocanada Post Number: 23539 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
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Kish Hero Username: Kish Post Number: 14060 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.215.115.88 Rating: |
6) Papi: Tells Lion that Andhra politicians with their caste feeling are suppressing Telangana lions- lion dies of depression I have no special talents- I am only passionately curious- Einstein | ||
Methhanithodugu Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 4963 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.85.235 Rating: N/A |
Joke Vorginal kaabatti Full Points tahmmi  Asatho Ma Sathgamaya, Thamaso Ma Jyothirgamaya Mruthyorma Amrthangamya Lead me towards truth from untruth Lead me towards light from darkness Lead me towards immortality from Death | ||
Sachin Hero Username: Sachin Post Number: 17131 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
naaku personality disorder ani oka gajji daatar seppadu.....daatar ki anni vishayaaalu thelusu aayanaki unna gajji okati thappa | ||
Bicchapathi Junior Artist Username: Bicchapathi Post Number: 27 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 208.54.90.65 Rating: |
1)Kish: Oka pedda Danna gobbari nune Lion nettiki pattinchi..duvvena tho duvvi ...bal tisi...tayaru chestadu...taruvatha Glassadu palu postadu....Lion will die of shame 2) Jodha: kish tayaru chesina lion ki 16 anaka nagalu todigustundi... Lion dies of gold weight 3)Idly take lion for Marathon running and idly start running behind white chubby lady...lion dies of frustration 4)andhra Wala: show lion simha...Lion think that bala scolding lion. Later it die of shame 5) ashton: He keep on tell lion that you will die tomorrow..lion sucide thinking there is no life I hate white collar professionals who talk sitting in AC rooms |
