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Kevvukeka
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Posted on Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 03:02 pm:       

If you can't help someone in need, stay calm, don't overtly discuss in public like look this guy asked money, on the contrary, shout out loud when you helped someone. to
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 07:26 am:       


Termi:


 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 07:24 am:       

Mods, Ban this guy..Endi ee daylight spamming DB lo?
Hardcore Prabhas raju fan
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 07:21 am:       

Is a 0/0, zero divided by zero = 0 or 1?
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 06:02 am:       

We all live in the minds of others...
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 12:50 pm:       

Listen to our destiny lies above us [interstellar tribute] by baher #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/baherofficial/our-destiny-lies-above- us
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 12:09 pm:       

By the time you finished reading this message, roughly 8 babies were born and 5 people died.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 11:30 am:       

Remove any alphabet from the word 'beat', you still have a word.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 10:55 am:       

Your jeans has a blue print, your genes have a blueprint.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 10:48 am:       

No matter how many jeans you have, you can never say you have lots of jeanses.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 10:21 am:       

Many think a rupee saved is more valuable than a rupee earned cos one doesn't need to pay taxes for it, but not what many know is it is already taxed.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 02:41 am:       

Remembering Mother Teresa on her birth anniversary. #MotherTeresa
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 02:23 am:       

The term rocket science is used by everyone except by the rocket scientists themselves.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 26, 2019 - 02:17 am:       

We live in an age where we talk of missions to Mars and high-end technology but we still can't plug-in the USB right on the first attempt.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 05:27 pm:       

Listen to Brian Cid - Pluto (Marvin & Guy Hypnodance Mix) [Ltd. Edition Cream & Black Marble Vinyl | OUT NOW] by microcastle #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/microcastle/brian-cid-pluto-marvin-gu y-hypnodance-mix-preview
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 04:48 pm:       

It doesn't have to be that way, you go your way.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 04:42 pm:       

The way you think reflects your standards.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 04:38 pm:       


Kevvukeka:

Ghosts often wear silky sarees.


lovely
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APR END OR MAY lo Paiki chusudu , Kindha guddhudu

http://www.chalanachithram.com/discus/messages/115/390189.html?1548982737
Motham free free ga ichesthunadu chandranna janam picha picha happy villages lo
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 04:32 pm:       

Ghosts often wear silky sarees.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 03:52 pm:       

Listen to Jerome Isma-Ae´s Placebo - Running up that hill Bootleg by Jerome Isma-Ae #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/jeromeismaae/jerome-isma-ae-s-placebo
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 03:26 pm:       

Everyone thinks they are unique in their own sense.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 03:05 pm:       

There isn't enough of love or enough of love in everyone's lives.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 02:43 pm:       

Listen to Tiesto feat. Rachael Starr - I Love You (To Forever Moonbeam Remix) by SOUND SÃLECTION #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/fashion-kla/tiesto-i-love-you
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 01:50 pm:       

Y and O are useless in YOU, W and H are useless in WHY.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 12:27 pm:       

We need to be more strong for the weak.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 11:03 am:       

You can speak normally with your teeth tight together.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 06:02 am:       

Better we teach our kids more about Bhagavad-Gita than how to use technology. Chuckle. Better we need to learn more about the sacred scripture first. :-)
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 05:47 am:       

Listen to Dave Andres X Gheorghe Zamfir - The Lonely Shepherd (Dub Version)(Preview) by Dave Andres #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/djdaveandres/the-lonely-shepherd-dub- version
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 05:41 am:       

The Netherlands country mandated it to include Bhagavad-Gita as part of kids curriculum.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 05:29 am:       

Those who have Lord Krishna's pics as their DPs are basically the cutest.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 05:10 am:       

It would be more fun on the social media if you start getting notifications like someone liked your like instead of the regular someone liked your reply notifications.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 03:55 am:       

Security in the airports seem super tight until you reach the baggage claim where anyone can take anyone's luggage and silently leave.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 01:54 am:       

Drinking in the daytime looks cool or seems socially acceptable at the airports, if a poor person drinks during the daytime he's considered an alcoholic.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 25, 2019 - 12:17 am:       


Sannayi_nokkulu:


Sannayyaa endha chaata?
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 06:08 pm:       


Kevvukeka:

With this, just imagine, how people are pissed off with people like musafir, sannayya, avrajesh, Oceanseven, pulpfiction and guys...



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APR END OR MAY lo Paiki chusudu , Kindha guddhudu

http://www.chalanachithram.com/discus/messages/115/390189.html?1548982737
Motham free free ga ichesthunadu chandranna janam picha picha happy villages lo
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 04:57 pm:       

There are some companies on the way manufacturing dustbins allocated for morons, with a slogan like 'whoever talks shit'., With this, just imagine, how people are pissed off with people like musafir, sannayya, avrajesh, Oceanseven, pulpfiction and guys...
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 04:47 pm:       

Thanks Dbers moda ila desperate thread ki set chesaru ....cool
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APR END OR MAY lo Paiki chusudu , Kindha guddhudu

http://www.chalanachithram.com/discus/messages/115/390189.html?1548982737
Motham free free ga ichesthunadu chandranna janam picha picha happy villages lo
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 04:45 pm:       

Listen to Adam Beyer & Bart Skils - Your mind (My Deeper Self & Dim Chord Remix) Radio Edit [DOWNLOAD OPEN] by DINO MFU #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/dinomfu/your-mind-my-deeper-self-dim- chord-remix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 03:32 pm:       

Considering 99% of the ghost movies are made on the precise of women being the ghosts, how do they treat other women?
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 02:59 pm:       

Listen to New Build - Luminous Freedom (Tim Green Remix) by Sunday Best #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/sundaybest/new-build-luminous-freedom -tim-green-remix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 02:43 pm:       

We take care of our dogs against other dogs and dogs take care of us from other people.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 02:25 pm:       

Listen to Cloonee - Be Good To Me (Lindy Layton) [Extended Mix] by Big Beat Records #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/wearebigbeat/cloonee-be-good-to-me-ex tended-mix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 02:00 pm:       

After all those years of super education and a great career, and also a good life, you still fail at estimating the decibels of voice in your head.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 11:30 am:       

No single person alive today is married.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 24, 2019 - 10:33 am:       

Maturity is not looking serious all the time but knowing when not to be silly.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 04:15 pm:       

Listen to Deeperise - Alone (The Distance & Riddick Remix)(Played on Tiesto's radio show Club Life 462) by The Distance #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/the-distance-official/deeperise-alone -the-distance-riddick-remix
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 03:36 pm:       

Fake it till you make it is what you do to fall asleep, Faith it till you make it is what you do to achieve your dreams.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 03:24 pm:       

Listen to Peggy Gou - Starry Night by Gudu Records #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/gudurecords/peggy-gou-starry-night
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 03:11 pm:       

Siri, Alexa and Google Assistant gives you a faster response than the regular age-old customer service teams, responsive is another word ofcourse.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 02:29 pm:       

Listen to Valeron & 7even (GR) - Desert Dreams (Original Mix) // Pasilda Music by 7even (GR) #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/dj7gr/valeron-7even-gr-desert-dreams- original-mixfree-dw
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 02:22 pm:       

All those who ask for suggestions on buying something new finally end up buying the one of their own choice.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 02:04 pm:       

Both sneezing and orgasmic feeling give you that same amount of build-up until they end that way.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 01:42 pm:       

The biggest beauty about your body organs is: They give you automated signals when your body is enough done of something, starting from eating, running, exercising, drinking, working, driving, travelling, texting, whatnot, even when you are in the act of sex, you get signals like you can't enjoy it anymore or spent enough except sleep.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 12:12 pm:       

If we had only 364 days in a year instead of 365, then every Aug 23 would come on a Friday and every Aug 24 would come on a Saturday, and every Aug 25 would come on a Sunday, likewise every year without fail.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 11:51 am:       

Say stop, your lips stop. Say move, your lips move.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 23, 2019 - 03:14 am:       

Right from our birth, we never said it Mountain Everest.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 11:52 pm:       

There's a lot to be achieved by everyone in their lives before they go to sleep or before they start their day or before they die.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 04:25 pm:       

Listen to Bryan Milton & Natune - Let Love Live (A-Mase Remix) by Nicksher Music #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/nickshermusic/bryan-milton-natune-let -love-live-a-mase-remix
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 03:45 pm:       

If God appears before me and asks me for a wish, I would ask everyone should live without any problems each day until their death.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 03:37 pm:       

Ghosts should ideally go and visit or love or cuddle their loved ones, no point scaring you.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 02:54 pm:       

Listen to Guru Josh - Infinity (Nayio Bitz Remix) by Guranda Robakidze #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/guranda-robakidze/guru-josh-infinity- nayio-bitz
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 02:38 pm:       

There's something called Jante's Law.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 02:22 pm:       

Listen to Mpirgkel - Close Your Eyes ( Original Mix ) by Mpirgkel #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/dj-mpirgkel-p-productions/mpirgkel-cl ose-your-eyes-original-mix
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 02:03 pm:       

All people can do these days is type.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 12:21 pm:       

If an Amazon office building catches fire it will immediately catch media's good attention, if Amazon rainforest is burning on fire, media doesn't seem to care good enough.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 10:52 am:       


Kevvukeka:

The difference in age between you and your mom is always your mom's age when you were born.



2019 NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS || WE THE NORTH
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 10:34 am:       

The difference in age between you and your mom is always your mom's age when you were born.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 04:45 am:       

Listen to Premiere: Fabio Aurea 'Yini' (ft Toshi) (Serge Devant Remix) by Mixmag #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/mixmag-1/premiere-fabio-aurea-yini-ft -toshi-serge-devant-remix
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 04:38 am:       

People have a passion celebrating some other's birthday, but not one announces "today is my mom's birthday" online or in social media.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 04:10 am:       

Listen to Westend - Friend Zone (EDM Identity Premiere) - Country Club Disco by Country Club Disco #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/country-club-disco/westend-friend-zon e-country
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 03:49 am:       

If people who like books are bookworms and people who like phones are phoneworms, then people who like earth are earthworms...
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 03:05 am:       

We talk to babies in some alien language like Chuchu, kuchikoo and all such stuff.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 01:39 am:       

Mandela Effect is Pomerian and Pomeranian.
 

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Posted on Thursday, August 22, 2019 - 01:03 am:       

Missed feeding one of my doggies last night :-(
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 05:06 pm:       

Listen to W&W & Gareth Emery feat. Lucy Saunders â Sanctuary Invasion ( Andrew Rayel MashUp ) [Preview] by Andrew Rayel #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/andrewrayel/w-w-gareth-emery-feat-luc y
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 04:46 pm:       

Everyone sleeps to eternity.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 03:51 pm:       

Listen to Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (FlicFlac Remix) by Evandro Carbonera #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/evandroc/empire-of-the-sun-we-are-the
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 02:35 pm:       

enti e thread ilaa undi?
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 02:30 pm:       

Having understood that everyone is either an intelligent or a dumbo these days, people are just refraining to make statements but not trying to be the ones who just deserve making a statement for what they are.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 02:28 pm:       

Having understood that everyone either an intelligent or a dumbo these days, people are just refraining to make statements but not trying to be the ones who just deserve making a statement for they are.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 12:25 pm:       

One of the most underappreciated things in everyone's day-to-day lives is seeing that delight in your kids eyes when you enter your home after a day's work.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 11:37 am:       

One of your feet has taken more steps than the other.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 05:20 am:       

White meat like chicken and seafood is always better than red meat like mutton.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 04:38 am:       

There must be some person on this earth whose phone number has all the numbers from 0-9 in it.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 04:18 am:       

If you fall forwards, it's a trip. If you fall backwards, it's a slip.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 03:56 am:       

The thought of your parents dying some day is more scary or depressing than the thought of your own death.
 

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Posted on Wednesday, August 21, 2019 - 12:33 am:       

No matter how you look or what you do, a mosquito will always treat you as an yummy snack.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 04:26 pm:       

Listen to Erbil Dzemoski - Be As I Am (Original Mix) by Road Story Records #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/roadstoryrecords/erbil-dzemoski-be-as -i-am-original-mix
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 04:20 pm:       

Ghosts don't never dare scare/kill you if you say them your problems. :-)
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 03:45 pm:       

Listen to PPK - Resurrection (Cosmic Flow Remix) by Cosmic Flow #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/cosmic-flow-music/ppk-resurrection-co smic-flow-remix-free-download
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 03:13 pm:       

The word Sleep is the most popped up request between wives and husbands and their children in this new era.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 02:40 pm:       

Listen to Denis Horvat - Noise feat. Lelah by Afterlife #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/afterlifeofc/denis-horvat-noise-feat- lelah
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 02:11 pm:       

Windows seat has some convenience, middle seat is you can handrest pretty well and aisle seat has the coolest leg room.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 01:51 pm:       

You have a secret lover in me.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 01:25 pm:       

Listen to Stage Rockers & Dessy Slavova - Go Away (Radio Edit) by Dessy Slavova #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/dessy-slavova/stage-rockers-dessy-sla vova-go-away-radio-edit
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 12:36 pm:       

Girls or ladies who roam on the streets late in the nights worry/fear men disturbing them, guys or men who roam that way worry/fear men disturbing them. Chuckle.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 11:20 am:       

Everyone agrees with the fact that wheel's invention is the key to progress of civilizations but no one acknowledges the invention of tires and tubes(rubber) that are the key for a wheel to move first, including plane wheels.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 04:46 am:       

It's time social media evolved to not have like or love icons in death related messages.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 04:15 am:       

Nearly or roughly, 3% of the world's population have roots in the Genghis Khan lineage.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 03:17 am:       

Dolls do the opposite of what they are meant to do at night, day time they are cute, fun and playpals, night time they are a face in the dark, ominous, scary and terrifying.
 

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Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2019 - 12:57 am:       

If the meteorology/climate guys say itâs partly cloudy then itâs going to be mostly sunny. If they say itâs partly sunny itâs going to be mostly cloudy.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 11:57 pm:       

You don't take the cab, the cab takes you.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 03:02 pm:       

Listen to Ivan Roudyk - Slave Of Love(Original Mix) ELECTRICA RECORDS by ivanroudyk #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/ivanroudyk/ivan-roudyk-slave-of-loveo riginal-mix-electrica-records-promo
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 02:47 pm:       

For some reason, ghosts don't disturb those who're already disturbed.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 02:08 pm:       

No doubt, you have a hell lotta doubts about your life and also about others lives too.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 01:42 pm:       

Listen to ERM159_MARK KNIGHT - THE GENERAL (Available June 21st, 2019) by elrow music #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/elrowmusic/erm159_mark-knight-the-gen eral-available-june-21st-2019
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 01:28 pm:       


Kevvukeka:

If you tried to kill a mosquito with your clap and it escaped, then you have praised that mosquito with your clap for escaping from your hands.



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APR END OR MAY lo Paiki chusudu , Kindha guddhudu

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Motham free free ga ichesthunadu chandranna janam picha picha happy villages lo
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 01:21 pm:       

Not a fetish, but you secretly love someone.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 12:37 pm:       

Super hero movies are cowboy movies for the millennials.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 12:30 pm:       

It's been pretty long long that we've watched a cowboy movie.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 11:00 am:       

If you tried to kill a mosquito with your clap and it escaped, then you have praised that mosquito with your clap for escaping from your hands.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 05:06 am:       

Sweet sweetens people but then sugar kills.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 04:03 am:       

Listen to Yves Larock-Children Of The Sun <3 <3 <3 by Matias Alves #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/matixalves/yves-larock-children-of-th e-sun-3-3-3
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 03:40 am:       

We are close to 2020 and human communication still struggles at hello hello on some phone calls sighting lack of signals.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 03:21 am:       

Just when you go broke, you get those enjoy unlimited banking alerts.
 

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Posted on Monday, August 19, 2019 - 02:34 am:       

Today's date reads the same either ways: 19/8/19.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 04:06 pm:       

Listen to Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams [Are Made Of This] (Giorgio Moroder Remix) by GiorgioMoroder #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/giorgiomoroder/eurythmics-sweet-dream s-remix
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:46 pm:       

Ghosts fear you cos you might become their competition.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:27 pm:       

Listen to Cristoph - Voice Of Silence by á¡ááá ááááááá«á #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/xpadgs9bhgrk/cristoph-voice-of-silenc e
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:13 pm:       

At 1240 IST midnight, I would say that's the right time to cuddle or snuggle with your spouse or kids.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 02:02 pm:       

Listen to Premiere: Gui Boratto âOverload (feat. Luciana Villanova)â by djmag #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/djmag/premiere-gui-boratto-overload-f eat-luciana-villanova-2
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 01:39 pm:       

We all seem like we aren't interested in others personal affairs, but we sure are.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 01:17 pm:       

As kids we befriend imaginary friends, as adults we fight imaginary enemies.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 12:31 pm:       

The word bed looks like a bed.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 12:01 pm:       

Q looks like a balloon.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 04:14 am:       

A blush is way cuter than a smile at any given point of time.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 04:07 am:       

Listen to Fuenka - Yantra [FSOE UV] by Future Sound of Egypt #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/fsoe-recordings/fuenka-yantra-fsoe-uv
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:57 am:       

The likelihood of you dying in a car crash without your seatbelt on is higher than your chance of dying from cancer.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:45 am:       

Listen to Orkidea - Forward Forever (Extended Mix) by Black Hole Recordings #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/blackholerecordings/orkidea-forward-f orever-extended-mix
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 03:28 am:       

We are taught to know how different nations flags look like but not that of the Planet Earth.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 02:49 am:       

You wash everything you wear on you except your belt.
 

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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2019 - 02:33 am:       

Service at a restaurant, Service by Mother Teresa, and Service that politicians talk about, all have different meanings.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 05:09 pm:       

On Twitter, some of the people likes your music sense without you having any following.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 04:54 pm:       

Maybe some people are lusting your wife.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 04:43 pm:       

Listen to Besso - Orovela (Original Mix) by Ibrahim Darican #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/ibrahimdarican/besso-orovela-original -mix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 03:08 pm:       

Listen to Audiojack - Inside My Head by Crosstown Rebels #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/crosstownrebels/audiojack-inside-my-h ead-2
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 02:31 pm:       

If women wear revealing clothes they are considered modern, if men come out and roam in shorts it's considered a guy without any work or who's careless about his looks.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 02:01 pm:       

Everyone lives or poses like a hero until the situation arrives.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 01:48 pm:       

No one is thinking about you right now except me.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 01:04 pm:       

Listen to Khaled Roshdy, Rouby - End Of Time (Original Mix) by Best Time #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/besttime-music/khaled-roshdy-rouby-en d-of-time-original-mix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 11:55 am:       

One person sulking at a party can spoil the whole party.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 10:14 am:       

Probably goatee is invented by some guy who's lazy at shaving the chin area.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 05:40 am:       

Instead of the newly married husbands saying I want a baby girl and the wife blushing at it, it's better both sing a song like it should be boy-girl twins so either of them can identify their moms and dads in the twins.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 04:36 am:       

Listen to Monolink - Return To Oz (ARTBAT Remix - Jacob Price Refix) by Jacobpricedj #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/jacobpricejp/monolink-return-to-oz-ar tbat-remix-jacob-price-refix
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 03:55 am:       

When you say far, your lips move far. When you say near, your lips move just near.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 03:42 am:       

Saturdays feel much better than Sundays because Sundays are almost Mondays.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 03:15 am:       

Like Truecaller, there should be an app called Truecolour which notifies us of other person's intentions when they call us.
 

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Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2019 - 01:35 am:       

Beauty parlours are like magic wands, a girl goes inside...abracadabra...an angel comes out.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 11:34 pm:       

Today's date: 17/8. 17x8=136. You have those many days left in 2019.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 11:25 pm:       

Home is where you comfortably s(h)it.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 11:16 pm:       


Ringo_rangaswamy:


the joy of a repost should lie in the reader, not the poster
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 11:13 pm:       

Anne kalipi okka message lo veyyachu gaa saamee. Iyannee multiple times thirigina jokuley.







 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 11:08 pm:       

Ladies are associated with the kitchen but then world's best chefs are men.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 03:39 pm:       

You never carry your smartphone in your dreams.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 02:15 pm:       

Being sexy is more about being more lovingly after sex.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 01:42 pm:       

Most weekends are confused weekends for the time they thought to live and for the way they lived.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 12:48 pm:       

Your lovely lips don't touch when you say 'love'.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 12:04 pm:       

Your feet is slightly older than your head.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 08:50 am:       

Having someone as your phone background is the modern day version of wearing a locket with a picture of theirs.
 

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Posted on Friday, August 16, 2019 - 01:41 am:       

If a dog could use the computer, then it will more likely have its owner's pic as the desktop background.

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